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  jessecast91  |  0

I ALSO APROVE THIS MESSAGE

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  cyK0tek  |  0

^^This. Plus it's not official unless it's on FB! Derp.

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  osnapitzaris  |  0

welpp, the worst that could happen is you getting grounded. you still managed to weasel your way out of the test, so that has to count for something, right? it's the weekend, use your grounding time as your studying time! :D

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  Jaxx66  |  21

So basically OP, you didn't remember the stories of people playing hookie from work claiming they were sick, and then posting on their Facebook about how well they did in golf that day -boss is obviously a friend- and they get fired... That's why I just use Facebook for groups and such.

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to get* not "and getting". If you put "and getting", it would mean you would be able to reverse the two, which would then be, "Getting a proper education and not going to school..."

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  jmaddlol13  |  7

xXxIracebethxXx meant "Not going to school to get proper education..." she is right about that. The next line she says that when something if followed by "and" it means that the sentence before and after can switched place. But "and" cannot be used in the case when the main action of the sentence follows by the other minor actions. Correct: He went to the cafeteria to eat his food. Incorrect: He went to the cafeteria and eat his food. I don't know why you guys are giving thumbs down because you can't understand xXxIracebethxXx.

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  jmaddlol13  |  7

He went to the cafeteria and ate his food are two separate ideas when you put and there. Oh well I don't need to tell you illiterates anything. I got 800 on SAT writing section that proves that I know grammar.

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If OP was able to trick his parents, then he is "good" at lying. He acted before thinking, which makes him not very bright, not a bad a liar.

By  tripangelx8  |  4

shouldn't parents be too old to have a facebook?!

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  DocBastard  |  38

Are you fucking kidding me? You think Facebook is for kids? Show me one thing ANYWHERE that even implies that Facebook is for kids. I think OP proved definitively that Facebook is too sophisticated for dumbass children and that only adults with more than 3 brain cells should be allowed to use it.

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3 brian cellz??!!!1!1 O knoz! Tht meenz i no kan uze fb!!!1!!1 D''':

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  DocBastard  |  38

No, I will NOT calm down. It pisses me off when people, usually kids, think that the Internet (or any part of it) is somehow meant for children or too "cool" for adults to use. Now go to your room!

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  DocBastard  |  38

The Internet was made by...wait, what? What the holy fuck are you smoking? ARPANET was commissioned by the US Department of Defense in 1969, asshat. Kids didn't get in on the action until decades later. Why don't you unbury your head from your ass and go read a book. Maybe you'll learn some grammar and spelling while you're at it. Fucking dumbass troll.

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  buckeye08  |  10

136 - don't you think kids are smart enough to lie about their age? It's not that difficult to make an account, you jut have to say that you are of age. Not too complicated, really.

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  Furrywhiplash  |  14

36- Oh, you are sooooo cool, bullying people over the internet. Maybe you should try removing that giant stick from your ass and try commenting again, or better yet, apologizing.

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  l0v3p4in  |  7

In some schools the teacher doesn't allow you to make up the test unless you have a legitimate doctor's note to show that you were in fact too sick to show up for exam; otherwise, the teacher just factors in a zero into the overall grade. OP should be grateful if his teacher shows leniency and allows him to make it up.

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