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Today, my mom, sister, and I were talking about a friend's girlfriend. My sister's opinion of her was that she was cute but not hot. My mom agreed, saying that she didn't think that someone without boobs could EVER be hot. She then looked at me and said "no offense." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44808) - you deserved it (3254)

On 06/29/2009 at 7:07pm - misc - by Atomic_Tangerine (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

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No worries mate, chin up! I much prefer small boobs on a woman its way hotter. And just think of the state the big ones are gonna be when they're older, no one wants to see that!

#6 - On 06/30/2009 at 3:16am by Justboy

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Don't worry not everyone is into big boobs. My boyfriend hates big boobs.

#5 - On 06/30/2009 at 3:14am by cms70

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