Miscellaneous: Some taken

Some taken

By Atomic_Tangerine - 29/06/2009 23:07 - United States

Today, my mom, sister, and I were talking about a friend's girlfriend. My sister's opinion of her was that she was cute but not hot. My mom agreed, saying that she didn't think that someone without boobs could EVER be hot. She then looked at me and said, "No offense." FML

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Same thing different taste

By Dasani - 16/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, I was complaining to my mom about how my sister looked like a barbie doll next to me. I was saying how she was so tan and her hair looked awesome next to mine. She paused for a while and then said "Well you're pretty on the inside." FML

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Thanks

By Miami6and3 - 26/08/2013 18:22 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML

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By MH. - 24/01/2014 12:36 - Norway - Sandnes

Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML

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By UHM - 06/10/2013 21:54 - United States

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML

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You deserved it 4 014

By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 20:32 - United States

Today, at work, a little boy shyly told his mom he thought I was cute. I smiled at him as she looked me up and down and said to him, "Eww, honey. No, you do not!" FML

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Unnecessary

By Ava K - 01/10/2019 16:02 - United States - San Diego

Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2009 01:39 - United States

Today, after coming home from hanging out with a few friends, my mom told me that I shouldn't hang out with them any more. Why? Because "they are way hotter than I am and I'll never get a boyfriend if I'm always the ugly one in my group." FML

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By nerdlette - 15/03/2014 19:34 - United States - Newport News

Today, I was feeling really down and insecure after a friend joked about how small my boobs are. When my grandma got me to tell her what happened, she reassured me that all the girls in our family were late bloomers. I said "Really?" and she replied, "Oh no dear. Quite the opposite." FML

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You deserved it 4 024

By Duckie W - 13/02/2009 01:24 - United States

Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was "Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like, you have less of a chance of getting raped." FML

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By UglySister - 02/12/2009 22:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my sister was dumped by her boyfriend. As my mother was comforting her, I overheard her say "Honey, it's okay, you're the pretty one. Think of those worse off than you. Think of your sister, she might never get a boyfriend." FML

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Justboy 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 9:16

No worries mate, chin up! I much prefer small boobs on a woman its way hotter. And just think of the state the big ones are gonna be when they're older, no one wants to see that!

cms70 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 9:14

Don't worry not everyone is into big boobs. My boyfriend hates big boobs.

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Autumnatic 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 2:10

I like how half the people say yeah i like small breasts! just at least a b cup! or as long as its not like a 6 year old. or as long as the -shape- is nice. (or as long as your butt is perfect to make up for it, etc.) yeah small breasts = smaller than A and i've got em. there IS no -shape-. small butt too. It really hasn't been a prob in the guy dept tho to be honest. as hard as it is for me to believe (i cry when i try on swimsuits) they like them/me anyway. so though i srsly doubt you're smaller than me (less than 1% of the population is) you will be FINE.

Sigel 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 3:24

You know it is women who are obsessed with breast size. Most guys I know really don't care.

beemerman54 0

Friday 3 July 2009 7:42

it's not what you got but how you use it, and I think naturally small is beautiful! Different strokes for different folks, just like some guys like blondes etc...

Hjelloo 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 6:45

Your mother is obviously one of those obnoxious ****** that slept around with every guy in high school. She probably has saggy, wrinky, old, thick-blue-vein-covered **** anyway, because I'm guessing she's in her late 40s.

shnibz101 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 7:17

What no pics to make sure this isn't fake lol I am so sorry my ego is really screwed up like is I am getting help so in the futar if u read my comments I will me less of a jerk and I am sorry that happened

Momiru_chan 1

Wednesday 8 July 2009 21:26

Uh.... I think your mom said "no offense" as in no offense to your friend's girlfriend... that's why she looked at you...?

AudreyKHepburn 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 16:10

Every facet of the OP's FML is wrong. First of all you have three women sitting around talking about (judging) someone's girlfriend, and then you had that ignorant remark made by your imbecilic mother. And here you get all down and out about not having big breasts. Way to go!

Engineer_Chick 0

Monday 13 July 2009 17:42

ahh I feel you, small **** suck... but all of my boyfriends (if they were lying and just trying to be nice I don't even care) I have told me they love my A's and that I should feel lucky because they will be perky forever!

ziqi92 0

Thursday 27 August 2009 23:28

thats so wrong and i beg to differ. my cousin has small boobs even though shes like 22. she is hella good looking, i'm not even exaggerating. several of my friends wanted to do her.