Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML
Today, I walked into my room in only a towel. I walked in front of my brother to get to my computer. He said, "My webcam is on." I replied smartly by screaming, hugging the towel tightly to me, turning, and running straight into the glass door, dropping the towel. His friends saw and laughed. FML
Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML
Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML
Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML
Today, while looking at a house to buy, I opened a bathroom door. There was a naked man on the toilet. FML
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Bigblackbunny 2
He probably liked it, but didn't want you to know he liked it, so he put on a fake horror face. Well, that is unless he is a guy, and you are a guy. Then even I would be in horror.
WFMS 0
why would you take a bath with a hole in the floor and someone else in your house. Come on use your common sense.
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zip123 0
Maybe he liked it? FYL
Dante167 0
Nah I dont think he liked it, hense why she said "In horror"
TheLittlestNinja 0
lol can you say "dumbass!!"
realworldready 0
She might be his friend's little sister. That would justify horror.
andyn 0
Maybe time for a bit of a shave down there?
FarSide 23
"staring up at me in horror"??? That must be one fugly beaver.
z620 0
sounds fake to me and wat would they be doing staring up there knowing u were in the shower pervs
zac12345 0
no guy hates that, he was just shocked I bet
nosedive1994 0
I'm sure he immensely enjoyed it. it just surprised him
danyfuckinheatle 0
shave your ******.
haley188118 0
my guess is that when she put her leg over her foot or something dripped down through the hole so automatically he looked up :p and I mean if I randomly looked up and say someones vag I'd be pretty shocked so I think that's what she meant by horrified :p
mlia172 0
1. Bath. 2. Maybe the sound of water shortly drew his attention up?
FormatEntity 0
doesn't sound like he liked it. Why would he be in horror!?!?
Dante167 0
Hes probly in horror because she has a bush like Demi Moore or something :D
INeed1UserName 0
LOL. i couldn't agree more.
raptorjebus 0
he made th face that the monkey is making in your profile picture.
isaac_newton 17
But bush can be sexy
ohhhhshizzz 0
Oh my that is embarrasing!
Bigblackbunny 2
He probably liked it, but didn't want you to know he liked it, so he put on a fake horror face. Well, that is unless he is a guy, and you are a guy. Then even I would be in horror.
xocasperxo 0
it says the OP is a woman
rachelmacivor 0
no it dosent. it said he thought hi brothers friend was hot. ever heard the word ****? that would explain the horror.
xxJustTxx 0
It says nothing about the OP's gender in the FML
Torunn 13
Um...pink female symbol, upper right corner...
linarahmany 6
lol
JeskaHadley 0
Well either your not that great looking, or its time to do a bit of trimming down there.
123sploosh 0
why would she have to? you only do that when your having sex. not when your expecting to randomly flash your vag at your brothers friends.
Krabby_fml 0
I'm not getting laid but I keep it trimmed down there lol? Nothing wrong with some hygiene.
girl909 0
hahaha...nice one
JeskaHadley 0
exactly lol
Rejectofsociety9 0
#181: Always be prepared for a random hook-up.
Quinklong 0
Why was he even down there if he knew you were in the bath?
Moemoemoe_fml 0
To fap? XD Maybe the horror face was from being caught, like the comment below says.
Twin_Uzis 0
Maybe he didn't.
lazorzpewpew 0
fap fap fap fap
Melodious 0
lmao.
misguidedvision 0
lol he prob was, and then he looked in horror when he got caught
crazygirl13_fml 0
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haha did u have sex wit him haha
dancin303 0
does it sound like that was about to happen. context clues people
mylifesux94 0
bahaha @ #65 i wud hav said that!! ahaha
danyfuckinheatle 0
your cute crazy girl, I wouldn't mind doing some crazy things to you ;)
skigirl98 9
yes, because she is totally going to go have sex with her brothers friend -_- ok
samiwammy 5
Actually, it can and does happen
llama_drama 19
This isn't a porno
whoahanna 0
Well why the **** was he being such a creep by watching you like that ?!
lolwhat_fml 0
good pointt
Knockyoudown 0
Fake horror face i think! haha.