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Today, I was at my friends birthday party, dancing bare foot because my feet hurt from the heels. Apparently, someone dropped a glass on the dancefloor and didn't warn anybody. I ended up having to drive myself to the emergency room because all my friends were "having too much fun to leave." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43948) - you deserved it (5601)

On 06/14/2009 at 7:41pm - misc - by not-so-happy-feet (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Time for some new friends. That shit is unacceptable.

#5 - On 06/15/2009 at 3:35am by ostensibly

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Your friends suck.

#2 - On 06/15/2009 at 3:29am by IamSpartacus

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