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Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (97505) - you deserved it (13062)

On 03/12/2009 at 6:08pm - animals - by Noname (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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