Animals: Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed...

By Noname - 12/03/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

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By Kas - 25/11/2020 11:02

Today, my cat decided the perfect place to throw up was on herself. Cleaning a smelly old cat with a showerhead is trouble enough, but when she tried to escape, it resulted in the bathroom being turned into one big puddle. FML

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By Stupidhuman - 13/04/2017 13:02 - United States - Sparta

Today, I noticed my cat was about to vomit on the rug and yelled at her to move. She spooked and managed to throw up while running. I still had to clean up the rug. FML

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Stomach bug?

By Heather Scurfield - 21/03/2021 10:59

Today, I was going to be sick, so I ran to the bathroom. When I got there, I fainted, and fell back against the wall. When I came around, I immediately vomited all down my body, in my hair, and all over the floor. My cat judged me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2009 12:37 - Canada

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML

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By Adam - 16/03/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML

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Wake up Boo

By Megan Snair - 01/09/2019 04:01

Today, my cat threw up on the floor while I was taking a nap. I woke up, still groggy from the nap, and walked over to the bathroom. Not only did I slip on the vomit, spreading it all over the floor and myself, I think I somehow broke a toe in the process. FML

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Book it!

By Kiera Ayala - 08/06/2019 12:00

Today, I got into bed as my cat crept under it. I then heard him gagging, so I instantly got back up to get him out, because my floor is carpeted. As I pulled him into the hall, he flew upwards, made a horrific "Blagh!" sound, projectile vomited everywhere, then hit the wall and ran. FML

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By MoncaBang - 29/01/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML

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Time to go to the vet

By Pooped - 08/09/2023 01:00 - United States

Today, my cat is extremely sick and has trouble grooming himself. As evidenced by his butt. He laid on me for a while and it wasn't until a few minutes after he got off that I realized he had stained my pants. That also explains why my chair suddenly looks so nasty, and why my room smells horrible. FML

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ancientmudkipz 0

Friday 13 March 2009 1:08

i lol'd

Bubs_fml 0

Friday 13 March 2009 1:18

Eh, cats just tend to vomit at inopportune times. Don't sweat it. It's just like how dogs only seem to hump things when you have company over.

Comments

roflmaonade 2

Friday 13 March 2009 3:08

#19, FYL.

Silhouette_fml 0

Friday 13 March 2009 3:08

I'm sure it was a total coincidence. You're taking insult in something that isn't there.

roflmaonade 2

Friday 13 March 2009 3:10

#38, FYL. Shame on you for looking down on FML's that don't meet your standards then writing an essay to express your disappointment!

summersong89 0

Friday 13 March 2009 3:11

im sure it wasnt you hun. your kitty probably just had a hairball, didnt chew their food enough, or something...used to happen to my cats.

yeahreally 6

Friday 13 March 2009 3:17

oh cats.....

i_f_16 0

Friday 13 March 2009 3:19

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! sorry..too funny

rPlague 0

Friday 13 March 2009 3:20

Oh please. Your cat didn't throw up because it saw you undress. Coincidence much?

m8lbec 0

Friday 13 March 2009 3:22

What a loser for posting this waste of space. Where do I vote to remove this pointless FML?

Tycholarfero 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 0:50

Where do I vote to remove this useless comment above me?

Tycholarfero 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 0:53

^ Mine own I mean.

Aldrasio 0

Friday 13 March 2009 3:32

I thought it might've been a "My cat clawed at my sack" FML. That would've been way funnier and more FMLworthy.

greatnt249 0

Friday 13 March 2009 3:42

Make sure to tell your dates from now on that you base your self esteem solely around your cat's physical reactions; I'm sure they'll think it's perfectly normal.