Animals: Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed...

By Noname - 12/03/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

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By Kas - 25/11/2020 11:02

Today, my cat decided the perfect place to throw up was on herself. Cleaning a smelly old cat with a showerhead is trouble enough, but when she tried to escape, it resulted in the bathroom being turned into one big puddle. FML

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By Stupidhuman - 13/04/2017 13:02 - United States - Sparta

Today, I noticed my cat was about to vomit on the rug and yelled at her to move. She spooked and managed to throw up while running. I still had to clean up the rug. FML

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Stomach bug?

By Heather Scurfield - 21/03/2021 10:59

Today, I was going to be sick, so I ran to the bathroom. When I got there, I fainted, and fell back against the wall. When I came around, I immediately vomited all down my body, in my hair, and all over the floor. My cat judged me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2009 12:37 - Canada

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML

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By Adam - 16/03/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML

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Wake up Boo

By Megan Snair - 01/09/2019 04:01

Today, my cat threw up on the floor while I was taking a nap. I woke up, still groggy from the nap, and walked over to the bathroom. Not only did I slip on the vomit, spreading it all over the floor and myself, I think I somehow broke a toe in the process. FML

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Book it!

By Kiera Ayala - 08/06/2019 12:00

Today, I got into bed as my cat crept under it. I then heard him gagging, so I instantly got back up to get him out, because my floor is carpeted. As I pulled him into the hall, he flew upwards, made a horrific "Blagh!" sound, projectile vomited everywhere, then hit the wall and ran. FML

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By MoncaBang - 29/01/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML

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Time to go to the vet

By Pooped - 08/09/2023 01:00 - United States

Today, my cat is extremely sick and has trouble grooming himself. As evidenced by his butt. He laid on me for a while and it wasn't until a few minutes after he got off that I realized he had stained my pants. That also explains why my chair suddenly looks so nasty, and why my room smells horrible. FML

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ancientmudkipz 0

Friday 13 March 2009 1:08

i lol'd

Bubs_fml 0

Friday 13 March 2009 1:18

Eh, cats just tend to vomit at inopportune times. Don't sweat it. It's just like how dogs only seem to hump things when you have company over.

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RHK_fml 0

Friday 13 March 2009 1:41

Sherlock Holmes in the house!

lamarr 0

Friday 13 March 2009 1:43

#19 i hope you know 'no name' is the default name for when a person enters an FML without using their name god dammit this should go in the FAQ already

Leviathan_fml 0

Friday 13 March 2009 1:46

you really think it threw up because of what you look like? you got some pretty low self-esteem...

wtfxpaigerz 0

Friday 13 March 2009 1:49

Hah, gotta love cats, man. I remember once I was getting all dolled up for a date one night and thought I looked AMAZING. I grabbed my kitty and in that annoying babytalk-voice, was like, "Don't I just look amaaazing? Yes, yes I do, don't I?" When I set my cat down, he walked away and started vomitting. We later found out he can't handle heights and just got scared shitless, but it's the situation that's awkward and hilarious at the same time. Don't feel bad. I'm sure you're not horrendously horrible while naked. :]

TEAZO 0

Friday 13 March 2009 1:49

oh its not the sight of you that made your kitty throw up im sure it could be a smell or if u didnt shave the fur balls the cat prob liked off you. haha gross. any ways. my cats throw up all the time at diffrent times its only insulting when i step in it.

christoefur 0

Friday 13 March 2009 1:55

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

jet_fml 0

Friday 13 March 2009 1:58

Honestly, how did this get approved? If you think your cat threw up because it saw you, you're flattering yourself.

uguysareidiots 0

Friday 13 March 2009 1:59

LOLOLOL BAHAHAHAH U JUST GOT DISSED BY A CAT!!HAHAHA

spanky_ 0

Friday 13 March 2009 2:02

your cat threw up, who gives a shit. this is the dumbest FML

Bubs_fml 0

Friday 13 March 2009 2:03

#19: OH MY GOD! Noname is the default for when people don't enter a nickname for the FML. This is like that whole thing where the guy put "NONE" for a second vanity license plate choice (because he didn't have more than one selection) and got it anyway. He started getting parking tickets from all over the country when cops would find a car with no tags and enter "NONE" in their datatbase. Now I'm starting to ramble... #22: People who say stupid things like that aren't going to read the FAQ regardless of content. xD