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Today, I was walking down the sidewalk and heard a little girl ask her dad why I had blue hair. He said, "Sometimes drugs will make people do stupid things." FML

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On 05/31/2009 at 11:12pm - misc - by bluehairedfreakgirl (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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Okay, the dad's an idiot.
Nothing at all wrong with blue hair.

Crayon coloured hair =/= Drug user

#2 - On 06/01/2009 at 6:04am by redbluegreen

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Thats fucked up. I have green hair and I dont do drugs.

#3 - On 06/01/2009 at 6:04am by Juggalette_623

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