Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking down the sidewalk and heard a little girl...

By bluehairedfreakgirl - 01/06/2009 03:12 - United States

Today, I was walking down the sidewalk and heard a little girl ask her dad why I had blue hair. He said, "Sometimes drugs will make people do stupid things." FML

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By yeah why not - 06/04/2013 17:06 - Norway

Today, my dad had a little too much to drink. When he's that drunk, he likes to pepper me with a lot of random questions. He asked if I've ever tried hard drugs, and if I want to die. I answered no to both of the questions, and he demanded to know why not. FML

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By Black Cat 13 - 04/09/2010 06:52 - United States

Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML

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By f - 31/01/2011 05:47

Today, I was attacked by my dad because I got my hair dyed and he thought I was a robber. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2016 21:06 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to pick up my daughter from my dad's house. He'd shaved her head bald. "For a laugh." FML

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By laurencoc - 31/08/2015 22:50 - Australia - Perth

Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little girl walked past and said, "Wow, you look like a mermaid!", to which her mother quickly said, "No she doesn't, she looks like her parents don't love her." FML

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By Alex - 20/06/2014 22:05 - United Kingdom - Greenford

Today, my dad told me that I was conceived while he and my mother were high on LSD. He then stared into the distance, mumbled "Probably explains a few things" and chuckled to himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2015 13:39 - United States - Columbus

Today, my dad sat me down and angrily accused me of doing drugs, all because he's noticed I've recently become a lot more energetic and emotional than usual. The truth is, I'd been smoking weed daily for 3 years and just decided to never smoke it again 2 weeks ago. FML

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By observant - 15/05/2012 14:24 - United States

Today, my mom was giving me a long lecture about being aware of my surroundings, because you never know what's out there. While she was talking, I noticed a drug deal going down in the Walmart parking lot. She didn't notice. FML

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By notastoner - 19/06/2011 06:38 - United States

Today, I left early from a trashy dance and bought a soda at a Shell station. The clerk asked me if I had been smoking weed. When I replied, "No", he said, "You mean you always look like that?" FML

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By John LegoHair - 23/05/2019 00:09

Today, a little girl asked me if I was wearing a wig. It's my real hair. FML

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Monday 1 June 2009 12:04

Okay, the dad's an idiot. Nothing at all wrong with blue hair. Crayon coloured hair =/= Drug user

Juggalette_623 9

Monday 1 June 2009 12:04

Thats ****** up. I have green hair and I dont do drugs.

Comments

xo_emily_xo 0

Monday 1 June 2009 12:47

that sucks! how could a parental authority be such a DICK?! he's teaching his kids awful beliefs and behavior by doing that. && sorry if it hurt your feelings =(

dearViena 0

Monday 1 June 2009 12:50

blue hair is the shit!

mcrpatd 0

Monday 1 June 2009 12:50

wow its ohkay i got blue hair too!! we shout make a blue buddy group!!;) haha with nicknames like the spice girls..! i call im baby blue!! XD but seriously... be like SCREW YOU ahaha especially if hes hott:)

twindaddy 0

Monday 1 June 2009 12:58

Well, the dad was right.

lesb_lv 0

Monday 1 June 2009 13:16

YDI for bad taste in hair colors :D F kids L ... living with such a "dad"... :(

sbarre1 0

Monday 1 June 2009 13:21

If it makes you feel better... I think blue hair (or red, or fuchsia, or whatever depending on the face of course) is awesome and occasionally sexy. Maybe the dad was reminiscing about his own drug use in his young, rebellious years. O_o

tukker 0

Monday 1 June 2009 13:21

How did Homer feel?

misspasserby 0

Monday 1 June 2009 13:34

I once had blue highlights!!! They looked really nice!!!! but I did get a few stares....HAHAHA...but I don't see anything wrong with dyeing your hair whatever colour you want!

Sgt_Schadenfreud 0

Monday 1 June 2009 13:44

Blue hair IS a stupid thing to do. Doesn't look good on anyone.

Ninjasaurus18 9

Sunday 20 May 2012 22:48

I know a few people it looks lovely on. You have to have certain looks and a certain personality to pull it off, though.

whyowhy26 3

Monday 1 June 2009 13:47

conservative parents suck. it's about time people started minding their own business/ accepting others for who they are. blue hair is prettiness, btw =]