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Today, I opened my birthday present from my grandfather. It was a map of the USA color coded by regional percentage of available men. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46106) - you deserved it (2890)

On 03/07/2009 at 11:28pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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