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Today, I was working at a grocery store and a man came to my register to ask for the price of a mop. I took the mop from him to scan it without realizing the pole was between his legs. I hit him in the crotch with the pole. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29317) - you deserved it (8238)

On 05/24/2009 at 9:35pm - misc - by kiki (woman) - United States (New York)

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