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Today, I was working at a grocery store and a man came to my register to ask for the price of a mop. I took the mop from him to scan it without realizing the pole was between his legs. I hit him in the crotch with the pole. FML

I agree, your life sucks (26017) - you totally deserved it (7424)

On 05/24/2009 at 9:35pm - misc - by kiki (woman) - United States (New York)

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#1 - On 05/25/2009 at 3:00am by Oopsiesz

now u have a funy story to tell ur friends :)

#2 - On 05/25/2009 at 3:00am by elspicytaco

ahhhh you made my day :D

exchange any numbers? ;)

#4 - On 05/25/2009 at 3:02am by Duckie101

Guess you should have had him hand it to you...

#5 - On 05/25/2009 at 3:08am by mandalaine05

Hahaha, I'm sorry that is hilarious.. I would really hate to be in that situation.

#6 - On 05/25/2009 at 3:08am by madam_mayham

Um... why would he put a mop there?
If you're a girl, I would suspect a hidden message.

I don't generally see people with things between their legs when they want a price check.

#7 - On 05/25/2009 at 3:10am by redbluegreen

Shouldn't That be F his life. i mean those are his MC Nuggets that got hit

#8 - On 05/25/2009 at 3:25am by Waffles123

He's a witch I tell ya! A WITCH!!!

#9 - On 05/25/2009 at 3:39am by Angelol

sexual assualt

#10 - On 05/25/2009 at 3:45am by Imawhalerider

It was his fault for having it between his legs.

#11 - On 05/25/2009 at 3:46am by Thassodar

#11 - right.
and. OW. that would hurt. XDD

#12 - On 05/25/2009 at 3:57am by brittahnayy

What the hell. Why would he walk up to your register, ask for a price check, and then shove the mop's handle between his legs. FHL for being that stupid. And weird.

#13 - On 05/25/2009 at 4:03am by gelatinskeleton

agree with #13...how the hell did he plan to hand it to you with it inbetween his legs???

#14 - On 05/25/2009 at 4:10am by cazzy_33

#7 maybe he...um... er....

ok i got nothing, yeah it's pretty weird that it was between his legs. Don't really want to know why it was tho

#15 - On 05/25/2009 at 4:18am by genius_man16

how is this an "FML" i mean all the person was doing is scanning the bar code. not like he (or she) got hit in the groin, its the dumbass's who had the mop there; im calling this a fail

#16 - On 05/25/2009 at 4:21am by R3TH0R

I'm imagining this as a Laurel and Hardy sketch right now.

#17 - On 05/25/2009 at 4:43am by Endymion

This is not a fyl, unless he sues you or something.

#18 - On 05/25/2009 at 4:48am by _Some_One_

Well that's one way to get pole on poile action if ya get what I mean

Lmfao

#19 - On 05/25/2009 at 4:58am by msifan127

jAjA tHAtS FUNNyy LOL...HE DESERVED it..!!

#20 - On 05/25/2009 at 5:05am by LiLL00FAH_L0VER

I agree with #16 on that one. They really should have a "fail" button we can click.

Besides, I'm guessing the guy assumed you'd use a handheld scanner to check instead of whipping the thing on the scanner.

#21 - On 05/25/2009 at 5:17am by o76923

I've did that once when I was a cashier at a house wears store. Except, I did it with a shower rod. I was mortified, and the customer in pain. I apologized over and over, and the customer was actually pretty cool about it. He said he'd worked in retail before and should have known better than to let me grab the rod.

#22 - On 05/25/2009 at 5:41am by SoundEcho

im sure he did it on purpose.

#23 - On 05/25/2009 at 7:03am by blland

F his life.

#24 - On 05/25/2009 at 7:18am by dearViena

Yeah, what was his mop doing between his legs? Sounds like you did the right thing.

#25 - On 05/25/2009 at 7:23am by FMLisright

...LOL what. That's awesome. GJ. ;)

#26 - On 05/25/2009 at 7:30am by hypoxxia

lmfao #9

hah you grabbed his pole. LOL.

it was his own fault! don't feel bad.

#27 - On 05/25/2009 at 8:00am by fretforyerlatte

He deserves it for being a weirdo!

#28 - On 05/25/2009 at 8:01am by AntX2

HDI

#29 - On 05/25/2009 at 8:50am by Imthatgirlthere

HDI for walking around like that.

#30 - On 05/25/2009 at 9:18am by 24788

Lol, he deserved it! I bet he was trying to get you to grab his crotch. Fail.

#31 - On 05/25/2009 at 9:25am by Rabyd

hahaha.
wow why would he have in between his legs?
weird :D

#32 - On 05/25/2009 at 10:03am by Natradtasticx17

Congradulations on killing a hundred fetuses...

#33 - On 05/25/2009 at 10:05am by Futt_Buck

maybe he had it between his legs so he could use his hands to look in his wallet to see if he had money or something.
Im pretty sure it wasnt perverted or weird.
That sucks that you hit him *there* though. lol, lets hope you dont get in trouble.

#34 - On 05/25/2009 at 11:00am by quietgirl

That's more FHISL

#35 - On 05/25/2009 at 11:05am by Yugaboo

I'd really like to know HOW the mop poll ended up in between the guy's legs.

#36 - On 05/25/2009 at 11:17am by bonafidehustler

Aw that sucks. But it's pretty funny.

#37 - On 05/25/2009 at 11:40am by PhatPanduh

not your fault... why would he have it between his legs? Was he pretending to be a witch or something?

#38 - On 05/25/2009 at 12:09pm by jeanniner

One time when I worked at a store, I turned around quickly and my hand kind of swung. I ended up accidently cupping the ahem package of the man behind me. I was mortified and said "OMG sorry." He smiled and said, "Well hi there."

#39 - On 05/25/2009 at 12:26pm by mariposalies

lmao that's something i would do hahaha

#40 - On 05/25/2009 at 1:17pm by ilikeboys

More like FHL. That must have hurt!

#41 - On 05/25/2009 at 1:41pm by ahhrealmonsters

That's more like fuck his life.

However, why did he have the mop between his legs anyway? That was his fault.

#42 - On 05/25/2009 at 3:26pm by BKF

ahahahahah
lmfao
that just made my daay thats hilarious

#43 - On 05/25/2009 at 3:38pm by sama3690

i agree w/ #13..

#44 - On 05/25/2009 at 4:03pm by lemony_music_grl

more like f his life

#45 - On 05/25/2009 at 4:22pm by catastrophicxJLC

how is that FYL? it's not like he's gonna confront you outside of the store about it?

#46 - On 05/25/2009 at 4:22pm by katie_bby

"Today I was asking how much a mop costs and the cashier hit me in the crotch with the pole. FML"

#47 - On 05/25/2009 at 6:06pm by Parkbench

It would definitly be an FHL not yours.... fail.

#48 - On 05/25/2009 at 9:03pm by sawstink

why in the world was the mop b/w his legs?

#49 - On 05/25/2009 at 9:48pm by mizolips

KiKi, if he asked you to scan his mop while it was between his legs, he probably deserved it.

#50 - On 05/25/2009 at 10:33pm by InspiredByGaGa

how is that fml for you?

#51 - On 05/26/2009 at 12:53am by uguysareidiots

Yeah, more than an FHisLife moment. He deserved it!

#52 - On 05/26/2009 at 12:56am by Clumsychelsea

shouldnt that be more of an f his life?

#53 - On 05/26/2009 at 9:06am by shroomis

well someone needs to be less violent. I can't see the need to snatch any item from a customer.

#54 - On 05/26/2009 at 9:29pm by Jimmy

Sounds more like a FML on his end.
Today I was at the store and I wanted to know how much a mop cost. I took it to the cashier, and the guy went to scan it. The mop was between my legs and I got hit in the crotch. FML

#55 - On 05/26/2009 at 11:15pm by thekraken

Freaking stupid customers. It's not that cashier's fault when stuff like that happens. It doesn't take much to make a mistake like that--think about it. If you're stupid enough to walk right up to a register with a mop between your legs, it's your fault. It takes quite an odd angle to pick up a long object over a counter... I'd like to meet the cashier who's never done that, without thinking about it. It's the same physics as putting a pencil on a desk so that one end sticks out and hitting it so it flies; it's just that, in this case, it's tilted and the customer was STUPID to stand in EXACTLY the WRONG place.
I'm a cashier, by the way. Stupid customers are the bane of my existence.

#56 - On 05/27/2009 at 4:22pm by PainSol

hahaha.
he had it cominggg.

#57 - On 05/28/2009 at 12:22am by miss_mojo

Nice LOL

#58 - On 06/03/2009 at 10:54pm by dareujoe

Just out of curiosity, how much DID it cost?

#59 - On 06/09/2009 at 8:44pm by easylazy

I think that guy should have been the one writing the FML

#60 - On 08/28/2009 at 2:11pm by thathaze

he deserved it

#61 - On 10/11/2009 at 11:54am by RatIsKing

The mop cost more than what it was worth, if you know what I mean.

#62 - On 10/21/2009 at 12:05am by random1111

lmfao more like fhl lol

#63 - On 10/21/2009 at 1:40pm by lmfaosuckit

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