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Today, I was working at a grocery store and a man came to my register to ask for the price of a mop. I took the mop from him to scan it without realizing the pole was between his legs. I hit him in the crotch with the pole. FML
Um... why would he put a mop there?
If you're a girl, I would suspect a hidden message.
I don't generally see people with things between their legs when they want a price check.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.