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Today, I was working at a grocery store and a man came to my register to ask for the price of a mop. I took the mop from him to scan it without realizing the pole was between his legs. I hit him in the crotch with the pole. FML

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On 05/24/2009 at 9:35pm - misc - by kiki (woman) - United States (New York)

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Um... why would he put a mop there?
If you're a girl, I would suspect a hidden message.

I don't generally see people with things between their legs when they want a price check.

#7 - On 05/25/2009 at 3:10am by redbluegreen

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om nom nom

#1 - On 05/25/2009 at 3:00am by Oopsiesz

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