Today, I woke up to my husband chuckling. When I asked him what was so funny. He told me that during the night I attempted to shove one of the kids' pacifiers in his mouth. I don't remember this, at all. He thinks it's hysterical. I'm not sure what to think. FML

by Binkplugged / 07/05/2016 at 2:01pm / Miscellaneous

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  • Pacifiers for everyone!

    Tonight maybe you'll unconsciously mutter "Here comes the airplane!" and try to feed your husband with an empty hand.

    #4 - On 08/21/2016 at 9:15am by ScratchCatPower

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  • I hate to be that guy but the punctuation in this FML is killing me. It seems to be the bigger issue than sleep silliness.

    #8 - On 08/21/2016 at 11:18am by SixthSinEnvy

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