Fight Club for Dummies

By Jeff - 23/05/2019 22:21

Today, my boyfriend and I were play fighting. He said, "I should stop trying to hurt you," before punching me in the face. I lost a tooth. He found it hilarious. FML

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By Username - 22/02/2010 05:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML

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By Anon - 08/11/2010 18:34 - Singapore

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He got a text and reached over to get his phone. In the process, he elbowed my face and busted my lip. He laughed. FML

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By toothbreaker - 21/08/2019 16:00

Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend when I accidentally kneed him in the chin and chipped his front tooth. I broke his real tooth, as well as the fake part from when he chipped it ten years ago. FML

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Thirst trap

By Anonymous - 18/03/2010 07:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the couch. I got thirsty, so I got up and grabbed a metal water bottle and drank out of it. He tried to playfully touch it and spill water on me, but instead hit it hard enough to where it slammed my mouth, chipped my tooth, and cut open my lip. FML

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By taiannalynn5 - 02/03/2011 23:43

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML

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By anonymous - 18/12/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

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Romance isn't dead

By broken - 13/09/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML

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By ohmydog - 05/09/2010 08:14 - United States

Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML

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How romantic!

By dislocated - 14/02/2018 20:30

Today, my boyfriend dislocated my jaw by sitting on my face while trying to fart on it. FML

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Sore loser

By Anonymous - 14/03/2013 02:15 - Australia - Picton

Today, my boyfriend and I were play-fighting. I managed to pin him down and win. He saw my grin, snorted, and bitterly said I'd only won because, "let's face it, you're a bit of a porker, eh babe?" FML

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Miss Beep 14

Thursday 23 May 2019 22:39

That is NOT playful. That IS abuse. It should never be funny to purposefully hurt someone.

Jackey 29

Thursday 23 May 2019 23:45

I hope you're going to ask if he still finds it funny when you give him the dental bill from where you have that tooth replaced with an implant and a crown.

Comments

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 23 May 2019 22:29

Never hit girls...he doesn’t know that?

Jackey 29

Thursday 23 May 2019 23:43

"Jeff" might not be a girl... It would be better if people learned you just don't hit others...

Miss Beep 14

Thursday 23 May 2019 22:39

That is NOT playful. That IS abuse. It should never be funny to purposefully hurt someone.

Jackey 29

Thursday 23 May 2019 23:45

I hope you're going to ask if he still finds it funny when you give him the dental bill from where you have that tooth replaced with an implant and a crown.

Sonotsuave 35

Friday 24 May 2019 1:27

Dude dump him right then and there! That sounds hella intentional and really idiotic of him! If someone did that to me I’d legit break something of theirs and stand over them like “Haha yeah is it as funny now?”

Trinity Fenwick 7

Friday 24 May 2019 6:14

hey rid of him NOW.

alycion 38

Friday 24 May 2019 9:21

Play fighting can get out of hand real quick. And someone usually goes too far. Best not to do it. But at least you got a hockey smile in time for the finals.