Today, I've been robbed. I came home to find my oven door missing. FML
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Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML
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Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
Today, I came home from school to find my house ransacked. The robbers shoveled a path from my back door to the driveway, through the snow, then they stole my snow-shovel. FML
Today, while house sitting, I went to take my pizza out of the oven, not realizing that the oven mitt had a hole in it. FML
Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML
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Kieranr10 23
I'm sorry that you have been burgled but having your oven door taken is pretty funny.
The_Avatar 22
Those are some damn specific thieves.
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Comments (58)
djTrikhster 4
well I guess your oven can't catch on fire. it can't get hot either.
Kieranr10 23
I'm sorry that you have been burgled but having your oven door taken is pretty funny.
UnidentifiedFun 37
This kind of reminds me of a burglar scenario from the Sims.
CaptainSmith28 19
Was that all?
The_Avatar 22
Those are some damn specific thieves.
Colon_Man 17
They'll probably try to sell it as a big screen t.v. 'Cops' had an episode where a guy did that.
corky1992 33
What? That's such an odd thing to steal.
BantasaurusRex 13
At least you know one of the things they took
CODplayer4lyfe 24
Those things go for some good money on the black market, I'm telling ya
mattymims 6
Who the **** thinks that she deserved to get her robbed?!
ChopSuey444 20
Several people hit YDI accidentally. I do when my phone is being slow and I tap a lot in my attempt to make it scroll.
helptheorphans 17
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yahitscyndi 20
At least they didn't take something too valuable.
meli1195 31
well some stoves can be pretty expensive, maybe OP doesn't have the money to buy one atm.
ChopSuey444 20
I feel like your oven door would be one of those things you don't realize how badly you need til it's gone.
Brandi_Faith 33
I think it probably is pretty valuable because it's not like op can just go buy an oven door that will happen to fit their make and model. Chances are op's going to have to buy a brand new oven/stove which cost a lot of money!
sa5v 21
I feel bad for you op but this is hilarious. At least you'll have a fun story to tell!