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Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22825) - you deserved it (40162)

On 09/01/2014 at 10:08am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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Ironic, but still- you were the one still checking your phone. Next time just put it in "Do Not Disturb" mode.

#2 - On 09/01/2014 at 4:23pm by Lurulu

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YDI. You shouldn't have looked at the text in the first place! Get a Bluetooth and use it for calls to be safe. On some phones you can even make texts and have it read you new texts. But in no situation is it ok to look at your phone or read texts while you're driving! If you can't use a Bluetooth then pull over to touch your phone. Better safe than sorry.

#4 - On 09/01/2014 at 4:23pm by Brandi_Faith

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