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OP here, clearing a few things up. This actually happened a couple of years ago before I moved out but thought it would make a fun FML. The girlfriend and I are both female. I had unpacked the rest of my bag (including my toothbrush) when I got home but was waiting until everyone had cleared out of my room to put the vibrator away. :) I just did my best to avoid his questions until he forgot! I'm enjoying all the comments :D
By dannidoll93 / Saturday 22 August 2015 14:59 / United Kingdom - Padiham
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By  xJChristine  |  16

Sorry I commented twice, FML app wasn't working properly

  chuka81  |  27

No you didn't.

By  jakers8424  |  18

Say it's an electric toothbrush

  TrippingOnAcid  |  29

Guys, I think it's trying to make a joke

  MzZombicidal  |  36

"Haha then what? ;)"

  dannidoll93  |  24

This made me giggle. White boys texting, amiright?

  aloneingarden  |  15

Why you had the vibrator in the first place?

By  ILikeKoalas  |  24

Why would you have a vibrator? Unless you're a girl

  kyiomi  |  18

Vibrators are for everyone, hun.
And even if OP is a girl, so what?
Don't genderize things and definitely don't be homophobic.
OP can use what (s)he wants for pleasure.

  chuka81  |  27

I haven't heard of the vibrator for men. And how exactly would such a device be used!

  doemetoch  |  28

There are many fun ways to use a vibrator, also if you're a heterosexual couple. You might want to expand your sexual horizons a bit if you genuinely didn't know that!

  gichikku  |  14

Vibrators can definitely be used for men. They do have asses. Even some straight guys love it, it does not make them gay. Only being attracted to the same sex makes you gay.

  ILikeKoalas  |  24

Okay, I didn't mean to offend. Im far from homophobic. It was literally a question, not a rhetorical one. I don't know anything about sex toys so I didn't know.

By  manga_fml  |  15

I think OP and her girlfriend are both girls. Tell him it was your cell phone?


He stated the gender simple because it's not a norm for a male to use a vibrator, which is why some people are a bit confused. Frankly, I also thought it was weird that a guy had a vibrator, but seeing how they are both girls it's a bit clearer now

By  xtna  |  9

Why did you spend the night somewhere and leave your toothbrush at home? gross.

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