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Today, while on a tour bus, our guide told us that "Jimi Hendrix was like, uh, the Miley Cyrus of the '60s." I'm actually a committed pacifist, but I was already halfway out of my seat to choke the pimply-faced twat out before I managed to restrain myself. Now I'm scared of myself. FML

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On 08/14/2014 at 5:13pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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I'm sure I'm going to be attacked by Miley fans, but Jimi and Miley aren't even in the same category!!! Maybe you shouldn't have restrained yourself!!!

#1 - On 08/14/2014 at 11:07pm by Aspen_Grace33

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I don't see Jimmy Hendrix twerking, or licking hammers naked.

#6 - On 08/14/2014 at 11:07pm by Arathis

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