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Today, after cleaning my house because I'd thrown a party all weekend while my parents were gone, I still got caught because somebody tried to make beer popsicles with Q-Tips in the ice trays in my freezer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20137) - you deserved it (38387)

On 04/06/2014 at 11:03pm - misc - by trp007 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Did they work?

#1 - On 04/07/2014 at 5:32am by TrippingOnAcid

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Your parents saw Q-tips in an ice tray and immediately jumped to the conclusion that you must've had a wild party over the weekend? Either you have some crazily perceptive parents, or I get a feeling this is not the first time this has happened.

#9 - On 04/07/2014 at 5:41am by askullnamedbilly

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