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Today, I woke up, ate breakfast, and left my dorm room, only to see about half a dozen people and my roommate shuffling around in the hall. Their zombie outfits and limping were so realistic that I freaked out and ran back inside, screaming. They think it was the greatest prank ever. FML

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On 03/22/2014 at 5:08pm - misc - by campus pussy (man) - United States (California)

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They're lucky nobody got hurt. Last time somebody jumped out at me in the dark as a "joke" I floored them before I realised what was going on.

#3 - On 03/22/2014 at 8:28pm by noparlpf

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They're right. It was the greatest prank ever. Lighten up, it's funny!

#5 - On 03/22/2014 at 8:29pm by greeneyebeauty9

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