Today, I was at the mall with a couple of friends when we saw a couple of cute boys. I made eye contact with the cutest one. Flustered, I giggled, only to send a wad of snot flying out of my nose. FML
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Today, at work, I was standing at the till helping an attractive man. I have a cold and could feel the snot bubbling up. He orders and we flirt for a bit. Just as I'm about to hand him his product, I sneeze quite loudly and forcefully all over his face. Guess I won't be getting that number. FML
Today, I noticed a cute girl in the checkout lane at the store. Feeling a little flirtatious, I decided to blow a bubble with my gum to get her attention. I accidentally shot the gum out of my mouth onto the guy next to me, spitting all over myself in the process. FML
Today, I made eye-contact with a cute guy in a store. Too bad he saw me buying anti-diarrhea medicine. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, I made eye contact with a cute guy from across a packed train. He then yelled out, in front of everyone, "You've got foam on your nose!" FML
Today, a cute guy who works at the mall winked at me. When I met up with my boyfriend, I bragged to him about it. His response was, "Don't flatter yourself, he winked at me too." FML
Today, while going to the mall, I witnessed the horror of someone sneezing and shitting themselves at the same time. FML
Today, I went to the mall and saw a really cute guy. I acted all cool and started doing a sexy hair flip. On the way back up from my hair flip I hit my head on a cellphone stand. FML
Today, while sitting next to the cute guy in my English class, I had to sneeze. I turned away from him and sneezed into my arm. My long hair got in the way and I accidentally shot a huge snot rocket into my hair. I spent the rest of the class trying to get it out without him noticing. FML
Today I was walking around the mall and I saw my crush from high school. He came up to me and, instead of talking to him, I burped, and he just walked away. FML
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Top comments
omgbrainZ_fml 24
That's "snot" good.
extrasnipes 22
Is it me or do bad things only happen around attractive people?
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Comments (61)
bleeping 5
That's one way to get the boys!
omgbrainZ_fml 24
That's "snot" good.
andrewturtle 16
I think OP 'nose' that it's not very flattering.
Queen_bee1234 21
I think OP had a chance but blew it.
B4rn3yST1NSON 15
some random comment about you guys being nosy in all of this...still trying to make sense of it . Smells like failure to me. ;(
flame5768 14
loloololololol
SheTheOtaku 21
Oh, haha. Very Punny of you.
BoltTheSuperdog 22
#34 You little booger.
vegetaftw 28
Hot.
False_Stupidity 41
Snot is Hot? Or do you need air-conditioning?
jellybeens_fml 16
It's a joke^
onlychildFTW 33
You must be a hardcore giggler! I've never managed that.
chutney_02 22
If he's worth it, he'll understand :)
arandomusernameaa 20
Not exactly a way to look attractive though...
extrasnipes 22
Is it me or do bad things only happen around attractive people?
B4rn3yST1NSON 15
Agree ....lucky is not my middle name....wait what ??!
ClearlyImFunny 12
No its just you never hear, " farted infront of this guy who looked like he had been hit by a train. Fml"
zandalee 19
My brain just imploded...
strawberrywine22 30
It could have been worse, at least you didn't... nah, that was really bad. FYL!
leary96 15
There's a button for that.
Nickb55 16
That snot good I hope he nose that it wad an accident
TylerBurden 21
That was too much.
brandoneyez1 25
He's snot gonna find that attractive.
sydstoomuch 19
Lmfao!!!!
juan3611 14
Your profile picture..I'm drawing it atm for my art project o.O
B4rn3yST1NSON 15
-Has joined random chatroom #21067978. -Talal: art project ! wow !! what else have been going on in your life mate ?