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By splitzville - / Tuesday 16 March 2010 20:12 / United States
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Yeah. I had this cat once but I offended this huge weight lifter guy and he stole it and used its soul to add tone to his pectoral muscles. This gave him a lot of power but a side effect was a loss of mental stability and a speech impediment. He is currently the governer of Americas most populated state.

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why would you think that a girl would be impressed if you blew a bubble? try a Lao dance next time. and don't hit on a straight chic it freaks us out

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@18 Whaaaaat? A LESBIAN?! No way! Those are just a myth, like unicorns and girls who poop! They don't actually exist!

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OP sorry to say this but your really stupid, haha, what ever happend to those corny pick up lines? no more blowing bubbles, say her hair looks nice or somthing.

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I was also shocked when I found out they exist but not as shocked as I was when I met a leprecaun...

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You aren't supposed to reply to a comment anymore unless it is actually a reply to the comment. Thats probably why your comment got moderated.

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why it's the new system of fml reply to the first comment to be seen! @op at least it wasn't ur gf

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My comment was a reply to # 1, but still it was moderated. I think the moderators are abusing their powers. 

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Post your comments in a self-contained manner, please. Posting an unrelated comment as a reply merely to get your comment higher up on the page is an abuse of the commenting system.

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at first I thought OP was a boy then I was gonna be all like oh yea super impressive... but yea still not impressive, and what if she wasn't a lesbian? did you even think of that OP?

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@ScaryyMary: It was a reply to someone else's unrelated reply to #1 ;) As for u_killed_kenny_ and the others: simply reiterating what the person has said will not work. Stop playing games. If you don't have anything relevant to say, post it as a separate comment. If you are unable to follow the commenting rules you agreed to abide by when you posted your comment, then please cease posting comments altogether. End of discussion.

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probably not. the chances of her being a lesbian( no offense) since the op ddnt know her...

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So... you're saying I got moderated for a reply that was related to an unrelated reply? That makes sense, I guess.

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It was a continuation of an irrelevant thread, and all of it's now been removed. It has no bearing on your standing on the site, don't worry. Now, let's enjoy the site and leave the drama behind us.

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lol scarrymarry made me laugh(: oops is this unrelated? am i gonna getvmoderated nd banned frm fml? oh no its the end of the world.

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"And your total is gonna be 19.2....OH MY GOD BUBBLE! Must....look....at..BUBBLE! Oh, wait, eww.." lol OP that's so not attractive, don't spit on yourself next time...good luck! :D

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The comment system abuse is JUST NOW getting attention?! Wow. OT: Flirtatious + thinking blowing a bubble would work = YDI.

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who the hell blows a bubble to ATTEMPT at a girl, I'm guessing bubbles aren't the only thing you blow on a regular basis

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@Rawr I like tacos; I find it funny that you of all people would be complaining about people blowing bubbles. Just saying.

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Sirin ftw! I'm fed up of the idiots abusing the comment system because they're a bunch of attention whores. I'm glad FML is FINALLY taking care of it. Late, but still good. :)

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and that's when a voice on the annocement pa system said after u spit on the guy: " let's get ready to rumble!!!!!!!!" then bam the dude knocks u out and get the girl instead!!!!

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I like how rawr or whatever says bubble blowing is not attractive, then has a picture o them blowing a bubble lol. and op's an idiot lol, most unimpressive

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Exactly what I was thinking! When I see a guy blow a bubble, I do not think "Wow! That guy is smoking hot." It's more like "Hm.. I want some bubble gum." That is pretty funny though, OP. Next time, if you decide to stick with the bubble-blowing, try to keep control of it. FYL. :)

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@21 Oh pardon me. Let me rephrase. (As if you could not do this yourself..) Exactly what I was thinking! When I see a girl blow a bubble, I do not think "Wow! That chick is smoking hot." It's more like "Hm.. I want some bubble gum." That is pretty funny though, OP. Next time, if you decide to stick with the bubble-blowing, try to keep control of it. FYL. :)

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Male or female, they were trying to impress the other person with their 'blowing' skill.. If it's girl on girl, shes doing it wrong. :F

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I was thinking that he OP blew the bubble to get her attention, not to impress her. Like to make the girl see a big pink thing next to her, or hear a pop and look at the OP.

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The point isn't that it's who is impressing who. Heck, it could be a girl impressing a monkey! The point is that blowing bubbles isn't the way to impress or even get the attention of anyone. It's just plain annoying...

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Lol. If you try to act sexy by blowing a bubble from bubble gum, then you are probably a whore, and if you're a guy like the OP, then you obviously can't impress a girl.

That's just sad. if you did that around me, I would burst out laughing, walk to my car, and tell everyone I knew. I guess idiocy never goes out of style, if it was even IN style in the first place.

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I bet she used it to attempt to take her virginity too.. which is why the llama didn't want it anymore

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haha nice try but I have seen tits considering I have them.. oh ya and I have a life.. I run LA BiTcH

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