That wasn't foam. Cocaine is a helluva drug.

That wasn't cocaine. I sold her detergent powder hahaha

That wasn't detergent powder. I gave her rabies.

I didn't know animals could type...

It wasn't rabies. We just finished a heated moment.

AIDS?

I just lost 17 IQ points from reading tis stupid tread and forgot te letter "H". Tanks a lot, assoles.

We aim to please. Also I finished a 24 pack of Stella with my friends...now I can't decide if I want to sit or play GTA5...

Best FML comments I can't stop LMFAO

thank you. Glad you enjoy the hilarity of those just having fun. It reminds us that not all are stuck up fake docs who find social interaction to be the acceptance of the FML community

Fake doc? Hahahaha! You're cute.

Oh what you're a real one? Oh good...so I should trust that you said you're a doc and change what I wrote...? No, the definition still stands. Besides, online, you can be whatever you want to be. Congrats on your username referencing your supposed occupation, but as I mentioned before, that doesn't mean you can be a dick in an attempt to placate your sense of acceptance. I should just come up with a username that says "AmbientSkydiver"...that'll show them

Ambient25, check your PMs. Whatever grief you have with me doesn't belong here. You can complain directly to me rather than forcing everyone else to hear your pathetic moaning.

Already did there buddy

*sings* "i can't live with all this DRAMAAAAAAA(extra vibrato)"

I really wouldn't be surprised if he actually turned out to be some nurse or ER doctor instead. haha!

Whoa! Why all the heat on the doc? That's like disrespecting an MC president! Ya just don't do it! Maybe if you guys read his actual blog, assuming you understand medical terminology, you'd realize there is no fake there. Drama is unnecessary, he was just doing what we all do. Comment. Downvotes? I accept that.

Could it be the foam from her coffee?

I despise comments like these.

I had somethin else written there but I regret it. I had 10 seconds to change it so it was the only thing that I could write. so SHUT UP.

Doc is a trauma surgeon. I've been here long enough.

Are you sure?

They may have rabies. What if the foam came from the mouth and she coughed and it got on her nose?

wow I did not see that cumming

Yea today, some stranger stopped me and told me something was hanging out my back pocket. Lord behold my back pocket was actually out of my pants. So EMBARRASSING!!!

Oh no!! Not the dreaded back pocket hanging out! Anything but that! And surely you meant "lo and behold", right? Autocorrect, right?

Good job Doc, but why don't you try and come up with something good to say instead of disparaging those who make a small mistake. "OMG autocorrect messed up your comment, let me take pleasure in picking it apart". It's sad to see what your sense of satisfaction is. If this site wasn't full of under 18 year olds, I dunno if you would be so popular. But I guess that's just my thought. Then again, it's not a thought which cares for distinction.

#38 There is a reason why his name is Doc...Bastard.

What sets him apart from a troll then? Just because it says "Bastard" doesn't mean anything. My name could be "Ambient Dick", that doesn't mean it's cool for me to be a dick at everything

#42 calm down man.... we're all just trying to have some fun and forget about daily day problems ^^

Yeah I guess I got a little peeved. Oh well I apologize

But seriously with Docs experience on FML, most of us know his patronizing attitudes on either stupid comments or minor mistakes are all for fun. It's like insulting your close friend against insulting a stranger, people take it differently.

I fail to see the relevance. What does race have to do with anything, you moron? Answer: absolutely nothing.

Hum... What ?