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Today, I was struggling through small-talk at a party where I knew nobody. Tattoos came up and I started talking about trendy, girly tattoos like feathers, anchors and infinity signs with stupid words in them. Turns out the girl I was talking to had all three. FML


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On 02/19/2014 at 2:17am - misc - by thisismyawkwardface (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

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Hahahaha I've done the same thing. Her fault for being the most unoriginal person she could be.

#2 - On 02/19/2014 at 8:22am by kenleybunch

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Tattoos is one subject I don't insult, because people have them for personal reasons I know nothing about.

#5 - On 02/19/2014 at 8:23am by Welshite

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