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Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to spice up our sex life, so we went and had sex in the park. We had 30 minutes of "spice", just to spend seven hours in jail. FML

By T-Guy - / Sunday 3 July 2011 03:01 / United States
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30 minutes isn't that long. you all must be virgins or watch too much porn. some people can go for hours.. it depends on how much energy you both have and how much of a sex virgin the guy is.

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His picture made me want to kill myself for a split second. That's how long it took me to react and throw my phone on the ground. It's got an otter box though, so it's cool.

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Dude, you're 15. It is ultimately up to you to fuck your brains out (though you're still a child & not even at the age of consent yet), but why announce your (publicly done) sexual deeds?

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Lol, chill. How do you even know I was kidding or not? Way to take things way too literally. My cliche' statement that has been posted should have been overlooked. If it bothers you so much for my age factor, then go fuck someone or something, I don't care. Besides, true or not, how I live my life does not mean it should coincide with yours.

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Uh, yeah. It does. Before you claim me of any ignorance, you should read up in the dictionary as well. If I'm wrong, then prove it. I'd love to learn, especially from someone who claims they are as intellectually inclined as YOU.(;

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Its pretty simple to prove you wrong. It just didn't make sense. I honestly don't know what you meant by it. But "coincide" was definitely not the word you were looking for.

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