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FML - The follow-up

Today, my brother and I took our cars to get oil changes. While we were there, a guy asked if we were dating. When we told him we were siblings, he responded with, "So?" FML

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This is my FML. This did happen in Alabama. Sadly, I don't think this guy was kidding at all, although, he was obviously tweaking pretty hard so that may have played a role. He didn't work there he was just another customer. The dude actually brought it up twice. After the second time my brother ditched me and went outside to get away from him and left me to sit with the creep. However, shortly after I got the last laugh when he followed my brother outside to pester him again.
By Twix88 - / Wednesday 19 February 2014 11:00 / United States - Huntsville
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You're mixing up your stereotypes, 1. Incest being common is a stereotype of Alabama, not Texas. I'm not saying the stereotype is true in Alabama either.

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So no-one can see it, huh? I believe that makes me some kind of prophet. That first one was a freebie. If you expect me to share any more divine knowledge I'm going to need some credit cards, people.

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Ha! I already gave you my driver's license, and I'm not making that mistake again. Do you know how many private security guards I had to hire when I saw you stalking me? That kind of security ain't cheap, you know.

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I thought it was more like his "brain oil." So he's saying he needs his "oil" changed to make his brain run better? That he isn't quite alright in the head? But that doesn't really make sense either. Or maybe not. Who knows.

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Because every time I saw that guy, I'd remember that horrifying moment of someone implying me and my brother should date? I dont know. Don't ask me questions that I don't really have an answer for. You don't know me and my life! :p lol.

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