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Today, I accidentally asked the cashier at Wendy's how much their 99 cent chicken nuggets were. I guess he is still laughing at me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38379) - you deserved it (20123)

On 02/10/2014 at 10:40am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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Obviously you were asking about the tax as well....right?

#1 - On 02/10/2014 at 1:22pm by superman21

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That's like asking someone what the number to 911 is..

#4 - On 02/10/2014 at 1:24pm by fk18

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