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Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman asked me what came on a bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit. Trying not to laugh, I respond, "Bacon, egg, and cheese." She then realizes the stupidity of her question, and launches three dollars worth of quarters at my face and says, "Laugh at that, jerk." FML

By lyssuhhhh - / Sunday 26 September 2010 23:14 / United States
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  BREADEDELF  |  3

It's not free money dumb fuck. She bought the food with it.

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  MissErikaHart  |  0

u like name calling huh? well that's cool. ur just a lil girl who thinks she is just hot shit, doin the most cuz she can talk shit on Internet to a random bitch that u don't even know

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  SarahBearXoX  |  0

#79, did you realise you just called yourself a bitch? lajaynay is obviously classier than you, and prettier so don't be calling her jealous. p.s sorry for ringing into your fight guys (:

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  Silentstrike  |  11

hahahahaha misserikaheart just got told off on another fml because she thought she was hot...... but there was another girl who was cutter (ffml_314) but she came on this fml an got told by even more people, hahaha miss misserikaheart you fail... and got owned you should make an FML about you constantly getting told and called ugly on FML

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  blankaex  |  0

I totally want to be Freeze's underling, subordinate, disciple, whatever you want to call it. Freeze is awesome, and one of the few people who actually display their knowledge of the English language. And 104's English is terrible. She calls herself a random bitch, then says she's the hottest thing ever. Heard of the sun? ;D Also, "I'm am"? That is just... No comment...

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  lajaynay  |  15

haha. No, erika, you're not. Maybe hot for a tranny but then again, looking like one of those is not hot. You have also changed your pic like twice since this started, you're not getting hotter.

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  ygdrassil  |  17

I have to say that Miss Hart is better-looking. I think you're confusing looking European with transsexuality. Miss Nay just looks very American (chubby, smiley, I imagine her with a Southern accent).

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  lovemysnubber  |  0

does anyone else realize Erika said I'm am the hottest? lol my opinion? lajaynay is smarter and prettier. erika looks like a slut. sticking her boobs out. she live in sin city maybe she's a hooker?

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*pulls up another chair and whips out slate and chalk* Me too, nerds. Oh, this? It's not for tallying points on each side. It's for tallying how many times Erika unintentionally(?) calls herself a name. So far, there's two: bitch *check* and prostitute *check*. So suspenseful! >.<

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  lajaynay  |  15

haha. Honestly, I have no southern accent since I've only been stuck in Georgia a couple of years. I wouldn't consider 125 lbs chubby either. Erika seems to be lacking in the smarts department with her lack of English skills and thinking Las Vegas is the best place ever, I've been there and it's all trash outside of the glitz of the casinos. American only because I was born here but I'm of French and German descent. She's in Las Vegas so that would make her American too right?

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  yukilove21  |  0

Miss Erika, I hope I don't offend you, but you need to stop being so narssisctic. their are other things in this world more important than looks. All looks will get you, is pregnant. You need to learn that you are hurting the feelings of people around you. You might be really nice in real nice, but you get mean on the internet. I think you might need speical counciling if that's not it. Sorry if I ofended you in anyway, you need to see the truth though. (Truth be told, you made me really mad by talking to people like that.) Miss Nay, you are pretty ^_^! Glad ylthat the people here can point that out :)

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  omfgrofl1337  |  0

Not to be rude to Layjayjay or Vajaynay or Vajayjay or whatever, but I clicked your profile and you said you don't like people creeping..but you're taking all these compliments from people like jailbait. Just thought that was interesting..

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  lajaynay  |  15

Thanks 142. :) by the way everyone, LaJaynay is a nickname so just call me Ashley. Probably easier to remember anyways. 143- By Creeping I don't want weird people sending me private messages being creepy. Make sense? Simple compliments on these comments don't bother me and really shouldn't bother anyone.

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I'm just enjoying the show and trying to figure out how we started to talk about the FML to talking about a slut who can't read or write and a very charming lady who knows how to talk and make a comeback. it's amazing how conversations escalate to different subjects

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  SupYo  |  0

To be honest MissHerkErika (or whatever the fuck) is just a fat ass bitch and lizfvnajay or just ashley is an attention whore, period.

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  caramelluv  |  0

oh my godddd can you people just STOP? can't anyone ever read these stupid stories, laugh and go to the next one? and yes, I'm 13 because I know someone is going to say "hoh hoh I bet ur 12" no one gives a hoot if miss jay nay or lay is pretty or if miss erika is a tranny. no. one. cares.

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  MissErikaHart  |  0

no, I am definitely more attractive. I wouldn't normally say things like that, however, the fact that I am better looking is the only reason that would make her wanna start talkin shit. that's how bitches are. a bitch will see another bitch looking good and the only thing she can (think) is "omfg what a slut..!" but since were on the Internet, this vajayjay girl thinks she's smart AND tough. u wouldn't call me a tranny or say any of the other shit u said in real life to me, so don't try n act like ur all hard cuz on the Internet

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  5t3ff1k4h  |  42

Erika - Intelligence adds to beauty. Let's see. You have no beauty, and no intelligence. Ashley has both. I think it's clear who's won here. Can you just stop now, please?

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  FMLrunning  |  0

You can win internet points. When you win an argument on FML, you get 5 points. That's why people argue here. I can't believe you didn't read the fine print. I won 5 points from our bitchfest, misserikahart. It was sweet. I bought a t-shirt. (Obviously, I'm kidding. So, please don't get all trippy about my post.)

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  alexandra412  |  2

In response to 137, Vegas is all trash? Really? When you were here did you happen to visit Summerlin, Desert Shores, Anthem, or Lake Las Vegas? Just to name a few of the very classy residential areas Las Vegas has to offer. Granted, Vegas indeed has some quite trashy and tasteless places but I think, for the most part, it is a very amazing, beautiful city. Sorry for the annoying, long, and somewhat pointless comment. I normally never post comments, I don't usually get butthurt enough to do so. But I love my city and since since cities can't talk for themselves (but that would be badass if they could) I had to defend it. And my apology for my annoyingly long comment just made it even longer. Rambling ftw :D Hmm I wonder if anyone shall read this. Doubtful. :(

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  GeneralCha  |  3

Does anyone even really care why this was all started? To recap, Ashley pretty much called the other chick a whore, without provocation. When one person randomly insults another, I find myself siding with the person insulted regardless of what is said after. I don't really give a damn about the fight after that, because one person has already proved their ignorance and has, therefore, lost the fight by sepuku (spelling?)

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haha I just wasted about three minutes reading this all(: my name's Erika and I was just scrolling and was like wait what???! haha Misserikahart is rather annoying but I shouldn't be talking:/

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  cea99  |  0

Agreed with 128. and lajaynay or whatever the fuck her face is, well, lets just say i disagree but seriously idgaf cause I'll never see any of you so

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  my_user_name  |  7

That's not necessarily a dumb question. A "bacon cheeseburger" sounds like the name tells you what's on it, but also comes with lettuce, onion, tomato, etc. depending on where you get it. There could be extra toppings on the bacon, egg and cheese biscuit. How would she know? You deserve it for laughing at a customer. And like somebody else said... that's only twelve quarters. Not even an FML in the first place.

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  bachooka  |  5

on a bacon cheeseburger... there is bacon, cheese, and burger. and the normal toppings like ketchup onion and pickle. that's all. the only ones on the menu you need to watch for are those pesky big extras!!

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1: She said "trying not to laugh..." so it's not like she out right luaghed out loud at the custumer. 2. "Only 12 quarters." In case you haven't realized, quarters are HARD, and I've had 3 quarters thrown at me, my face was stinging for half an hour, I can't even imagine 12.

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