Today, I had to skip class to attend a truancy court hearing. FML
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Today, I have to attend a mandatory parenting class due to a false report filed against me with CPS. My son's school play is at the same time as today's class, and I'll have to miss it so I can learn how to be a "better mom". FML
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Who am I?
Today, I was kicked out of college for not attending a class I wasn't ever enrolled in. FML
Extenuating circumstances
Today, I found out that my professor dropped me from class because I missed a Zoom meeting. The only class I needed to graduate. Why did I miss the meeting? Because I was in labor for 32 hours. FML
Nice try
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Today, I was told not to show up for work, after I showed up for work. FML
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Doing my part
Today, my professor stated that every student who had perfect attendance would be exempt from taking the final. Having perfect attendance so far, I was thrilled. Then come to find out I have jury duty the day before the exam; she won't excuse my absence. FML
Today, I found out that on Wednesday, when I have 2 exams, I'm called to testify in court. If I go to court, I cannot make the exams. If I take the exams, I'll be held in contempt and arrested. FML
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TrimKibbles 12
Let's be honest, you could easily have avoided that situation by actually turning up to class in the first place.
joeyl2008 29
The irony
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joeyl2008 29
The irony
Pleonasm 35
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WHEN WILL THESE COMMENTS STOP! IT ISN'T ACTUALLY EVEN /ALL/ THAT IRONIC.
juice723 9
Not to sound rude, #3, but it actually is pretty ironic. Op skipped class for a hearing about skipping class, and if that isn't ironic I don't know what is
Pleonasm 35
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A) It depends on what your meaning of irony is. B) It depends on who you are talking to. Ir ony, at least by the usual definition, is pretty much the incidence of something that is completely opposite to what you were expecting. And you know what, the person skipping class to attend a class on truancy sounds more like something I SHOULD expect from this person than something I shouldn't. In any event, a truly ironic situation is subjective to anyone, and comments about irony are over used.
Pleonasm 35
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Am I not also entitled to voice my opinion on their comment, or is this not how the reply system works?
protoasha 11
He didn't skip class to go to a class on truancy, he had to go to a truancy court hearing
Pleonasm 35
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Ihave no idea what you are talking about, but I'll re-iterate. You say 1 is entitled to say whatever the hell he wants. I never said the contrary. But you saying that sounds like you're telling me I can't speak my mind back. It makes no sense. *Yes, court hearing, not class.
Pleonasm 35
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Except you say he has the right to say what he wants, and why don't I have that right to say what I want? You don't make sense, sorry. People, me included, are allowed to reply/ voice opinions, so why don't you leave the up voters and the downvoters to our comments and commenting about me commenting on someone's comment then? I'm just using your argument.
XSimpleDesignX 18
#9 If it's subjective why are you continuing to bitch about #1's use of the word? I don't think anyone's telling you that you can't have an opinion. I think they're telling you that you don't have to be such a prick about it.
Pleonasm 35
Yea, so I'm sick of hearing "The irony" tossed about everywhere, so I call it out. People are human. And if people comment telling me to stop commenting about it (the irony) then yes, I'll also reply to them. If that is going "this far" to you then that's fine. Anyway, goodnight.
junkman6 22
I want to know what definition of irony you are reading. Did the onion start printing a dictionary?
gc327072 30
26- Wait, I thought having a fancy mustache automatically made one win every argument on the Internet… are you telling me this isn't true? In that case, I better rethink my life goals, and return all this follicle-stimulating cream.
eyepuppy 31
pleonasm, has it right, folks. People misuse irony all the rime, this case included. The only way this kind of thing stops is when people like pleonasm make a comment about. That way, the stupid people on the internet (most of you reading this now) won't get mixed up on what a word means and how to use it.
smokecloud_ 37
Oh this thread has been fun. I doubt people will stop misusing it, if anything it encourages trolls because people like 3 get so worked up about it. I find it hilllurryus.
DropTheDaggerxx 31
Did everyone not learn about the three basic types of irony in high school? Verbal, dramatic, and situational. I'll spare the entire lecture, but OP's predicament adheres perfectly to the definition of situational irony: where you expect one thing to happen, and yet another (usually the exact opposite of what was expected) occurs. That's exactly the case here- who would expect a truancy hearing would make someone have to be truant? Now, those three definitions are pretty different, so when someone claims something is irony, it usually is (even if only loosely). #3, take a breath, man. #1 made a comment that makes sense and you blew up over nothing. Of course, you're allowed to, like you've been saying, but it makes you seem a bit foolish.
Sports_guy3 28
Can we end the bitching, Pleonasm?
eyepuppy 31
45, he didn't skip class for a truency hearing. despite what he thinks he did, he was forced to appear at a hearing about voluntarily missing class. there is nothing ironic about that.
XSimpleDesignX 18
#45, I hate to break it to you, but you're included in the "stupid people of the Internet." Wait, who am I kidding, I love telling people when they're wrong. Also, the word wasn't misused in this case. In fact, I hardly hear the word irony being misused. Overused? Of course, but then again, this is the internet everything is overused here.
FangirlingAlways 14
Ooh a pointless argument where no one wins! I'll get the popcorn.
joeyl2008 29
For those of you who are insisting that I used "irony" incorrectly, I believe this definition of irony will show you that you are wrong. consisting of, containing, or resembling the metal iron: an irony color.
Phoenix_fml 13
apparently not. the people on this website get butt hurt extremely easily. if you don't circle jerk to the same opinion as everyone else, they down vote you. also, the admin for the page wants everyone to be respectful but are condescending when they send you an email warning. this page jumped the shark years ago.
SneezyBear 27
I hate people who are pedantic about the English language and what words are technically wrong for which meanings. Language is a constantly evolving thing due to the common mistakes that people make, such as the 'misuses' of the word irony. One day, if people continue to use the word irony 'wrongly', the dictionary will include it as a form of irony. How words are used determine their meanings, not the other way around. That's how it's always been. The English language would sound entirely different today if not for mistakes, mispellings and misuses that became so common that they are now accepted as 'correct'. You idiots. /rant
Jabberwockyy 13
I like bananas.
LeFrogDog 27
@Pleonasm, Id like to ask you a question. Why did you blow up about "oh the irony" when *we can all agree* there are worse comments? For example, "thats a shitty situation." When the words poo, crap, or other term is used. *inserts 2 cents*
blackman100 20
@ pleonasm, the irony is there. I am sorry that you don't see it and can't enjoy a humorous comment like the other commentators, however, you are entitled to your own opinion. But people aren't going to end the "Oh the irony" posts because you think it is misused and repetitive. Get over it. This is a site where people go to post horrible things that happen to them, and hell, some are ironic. The sooner you come to accept that, the better off you and your view of FML will be.
LaLince 40
#9: Irony doesn't has to be "the incidence of something that is completely opposite to what you were expecting", like you wrote.
Honema 16
pleonasm and enmayamato, I agree that pleonasms comment about irony was a shit one but the comment fight was factually won by pleonasm. He was correct everywhere except for the meaning of irony...
knick64 7
It's a sad day when no one remembers Pleonasm...
laden_swallow09 34
73- Taking on a different meaning in addition to what a word already means and forcing a word to lose its meaning altogether from gross overuse and misuse is completely different. I'll give you another example to make my point here. Hell, I'll give you two: "awesome" and "epic". The former is supposed to describe something that truly inspires or evokes the feeling of awe from a beholder, be it a piece of art, a technological marvel, or nature, unadulterated. Nowadays, it can be used for literally anything with a desirable trait. It'd be understandable if there were two or three desirable traits in the superlative, but "awesome" simply loses meaning when there's nothing to compare it to. Eating an ice cream sundae isn't awesome. If it were, it'd have to be the absolute best ice cream sundae out of all the ice cream sundaes you've ever had or ever will have in your whole life. It will have to literally change your entire philosophy to earn the title of "awesome". As for the latter, the Star Wars trilogy is an epic: there's a conflict between two clear factions that affects even the farthest reaches of the galaxy, innumerable races and peoples, the use of lofty language, the use of supernatural powers – you're getting the idea. The biography of Napoleon Bonaparte reaches from the frozen tundras of Russia to the rotting quagmires of Louisiana. His career as a general and emperor is epic. Holding open the door for your crush isn't "a little bit epic". That may mean a lot to the one holding the door, but the rest of the world is not effected in the slightest. TL;DR – Say what you mean and mean what you say. Quit with the exaggerations.
Robbieisadowg 16
Guys, I think Pleonasm gets it. (I think).
Cwizer 17
The amount of comments that have been down voted is too damn high. I've never seen it like this
Freethaawave 19
#3 Aren't you the guy that tells people to "just stop" whenever people are really down-voted and arguing uselessly? Oh, the irony.
SneezyBear 27
#91. 'pussy' used to mean 'lady', not in an altogether unpolite way. Now it means... something else regarding ladies. 'bully' used to be a sweet pet name like 'darling' or 'honey'. 'husband' used to mean 'home owner', had nothing to do with marital status, except that husbands were good to marry because they had a house. 'nice' went from meaning 'foolish or silly' to 'extravagant', 'cowardly' and now to, well, nice. And as for your blabberings about the poor fates of the words 'epic' and 'awesome', the word 'fantastic' used to mean 'something that could only exist in imagination or fantasy'. Is that how you use this word? Language changes. Unless you tell me that you use the word 'nice' to mean a cowardly fool, call your girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband/so a bully, and refer(red) to your parents as 'husbands' because they owned their house, stop bitching about the butchering of the English language. It's happened before to give you the words you use today, it's happening now, and it will happen again. Get. Over. It.
TrimKibbles 12
Let's be honest, you could easily have avoided that situation by actually turning up to class in the first place.
That_Ginger 18
I'm surprised so many people are voting "I agree, your life sucks." Maybe a lot of people don't know what truancy means.
doodlecloud 26
I dunno, truancy officers can be kinda douchey. Probably not the case here but, the other month my brother got stopped by truancy officers about 20 metres from the school entrance, walking towards the school. He's not at all the truanting type - he was about 10 minutes late because his alarm broke, he woke up late and missed his usual train. Instead of letting him enter and get in before his lesson started they questioned him for 15 mins meaning by the time he actually got in he missed the beginning of his lesson. Idiots.
SmuggletheBudgie 15
Wait kids get taken to court if they dont turn up to class in the states!? That just seems very strange for me, may I ask why this is the case?
erictyty 5
If the school knows about it and there is a legal excuse, such as being sick or having a sporting event.... If you are suspected of intentionally skipping school with no valid reason, then you can get in trouble.
Ren_Uchiha 11
And then there's Canada, where you can literally walk out right in the middle of a lesson and not come back for days and they won't even notice .
Chellybelly92 14
#41 I'm almost certain it's law that children attend some sort of school until a certain age where the parent can sign a form okaying the child to drop out or they wait until 18 and drop out on their own. We have those officers wandering around making sure kids didn't skip without the parent knowing, or bust the parent for not making their kid go to school. But I'm not 100% sure on the exact laws and what not
Sports_guy3 28
Haha #46 just another reason why I wanna live in Canada. I'll add that to my list. Good Thing #1078: I can leave class whenever I want.
epilepticloh 20
Yup I had literally no idea what truancy meant,then I googled it
tvwrestler98 14
#29 when you're a high schooler, everyone knows what truancy is. Even the kids that don't do that kind of stuff drill that into their brain- to not skip class or face Hell...
horneyhic 15
I skipped class all the time in high school we don't have truancy up here in canada
notsoimportant 11
When I was 12-13, I had an illness for about a month, and I had to be in the hospital for a few days, and because the hospitals are ridiculously slow at getting patients doctors notes, the school thought I was a truant. We had to go to several meetings, I got questioned, and we almost had to go to court because the damned hospital took too long to get a note. (I really really appreciate doctors and nurses, they are under-appreciated and nobody realizes how they have lives in their hands. Please don't take my last sentence offensively)
mikbrooke 25
#94 - by skipping class, you were committing truancy. its not something that different countries/states have. by skipping class for no good reason, you were being a truant. its just the matter of whether the school punishes you for it or not.
nightbirdblue 27
Well even if you have a reason there could be truancy hearings, if the school decides your reason for not being in school. My high school refused to take signatures and note from doctors about students not being able to come to school. One guy had a horrible year where his appendix burst and he had to get surgery after a car crash that injured him. He had to prove it to the court because the school didn't believe him and accused him of forging doctor's notes. Other people got in trouble for attending funerals instead of school. Some got in trouble for having contagious illnesses and not attending school to infect everyone else,
Freethaawave 19
#94 - Well, we definitely have truancy contracts in Ontario. I had to get every teacher I had for each class to sign a form every day then at the end of the school day hand it in to the office so they knew I went to all my classes.
TheJMB 15
No shit.
VampOfSavannah 31
You truly deserved that one. Lazy ass.
spazz666 18
Don't be so quick to judge. They might have a legitimate reason for missing class in the first place.
skyturtle 9
If they had a legitimate reason then their absence would be listed as excused, not truancy.
mcrepas 19
Not necessarily. At my university only school related absences are excused, like being a part of a sports team. Even sickness is not excused, it's merely justified.
kwyk 23
The person could've been bullied at school but unable to talk to someone about it so skipped school, etc etc. There are actually lots of legitimate reasons. :)
ksks1234 33
43-- college is completely different from middle/ high school. The pupil is expected to be at middle/ high school, colleges expect you to be mature enough to make your own decision. Depending on the class/ size, a professor might never know if the student is there everyday or only for tests.
GingerRoot 13
If it's a class you are paying for you deserve it
Dinoporeon 9
I have never seem a university care about students missing class if they are paying for it. Public schools will set you up with a court date, and the parents of child, if you miss too much.
Kalipczo 21
Yeah the uni is getting paid either way, so they couldn't really give less of a shit if you showed up or not. I knew someone who only showed up for the exams.
chutney_02 22
Eduction always wins in the end
Bricktothehead 21
*Education...
Rainhawk94 27
Oh the irony *turns and smiles at #3*
himwiththeface 17
... I feel like some common sense in both parties involved could've avoided this situation.
JMichael 25
Well maybe you won't be skipping class anymore
idiotgenius 15
Oh irony, thy name is the American Justice System.
kingdomgirl94 29
Tax dollars having to pay for kids skipping school because they have to go to court? Ridiculous. My high-school gave you detention if you missed too many days, then if you continued, suspension, then if you're over 16 they send you to an independent learning school, and if you're over 18 they kick you out. Though what is too many, I don't know. I skipped 16 classes of each class senior year and didn't have anything happen to me. My grades didn't suffer either... I think the US needs to sort out their priorities. Skipping class is not court worthy.
NutellaPrincess 9
Well op you should not have been stupid enough to skip in the first place
BanAnnalee 12
You'll never know if you skipped the right one.