Miscellaneous: Today, I had to skip class to attend a truancy court hearing.... - FML

By Anonymous - 14/01/2014 18:30 - United States - Katy

Today, I had to skip class to attend a truancy court hearing. FML

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By shnigel - 27/02/2010 20:04 - United States

Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML

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By nobodywasthere - 29/11/2017 01:30

Today, I explained to my teacher that I wasn't at school yesterday due to three doctor appointments for my moderate epilepsy. Yesterday was senior skip day. She gave me detention for lying. FML

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By VonGore - 03/09/2021 14:00

Today, my professor stated that every student who had perfect attendance would be exempt from taking the final. Having perfect attendance so far, I was thrilled. Then come to find out I have jury duty the day before the exam; she won't excuse my absence. FML

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By livin - 11/09/2009 06:10 - United States

Today, I found out that on Wednesday, when I have 2 exams, I'm called to testify in court. If I go to court, I cannot make the exams. If I take the exams, I'll be held in contempt and arrested. FML

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TrimKibbles 12

Wednesday 15 January 2014 0:09

Let's be honest, you could easily have avoided that situation by actually turning up to class in the first place.

joeyl2008 29

Wednesday 15 January 2014 0:08

The irony

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Derpidoo 7

Wednesday 15 January 2014 4:34

guarantee you that half the kids on here have no clue what truancy is

LinkandSaria 10

Wednesday 15 January 2014 4:42

Lol, I completely agree.

PrettyBlackChick 16

Wednesday 15 January 2014 6:03

Skipping school/class DONT UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF A BLACK 13 YEAR OLD!

Opheliae 22

Wednesday 15 January 2014 4:36

'Murica.

LinkandSaria 10

Wednesday 15 January 2014 4:41

If it is court, than you will be excused if you talk to them. Make sure you talk to them, and get to class next time!

Bioshockxs 9

Wednesday 15 January 2014 5:27

Oh how ironic this situation is, but don't complain if you're going to court for it, then you've done it way too many times. I got truancy with drugs on me and all I got was a slap in the wrist

FilbertMoo 11

Wednesday 15 January 2014 5:27

They offer excused absences for court. Also, you shouldn't have been ditching in the first place.

aire101 16

Wednesday 15 January 2014 6:07

Well, obviously you have no problem with ditching class for other reasons. why should you be bothered by missing for court? just another free day, right? '

drjoey98 1

Wednesday 15 January 2014 6:23

Was this class algebra 2?

Cheez_Mastah 10

Wednesday 15 January 2014 6:48

Hold on, we still have truancy courts? Where?

Vegas69 9

Wednesday 15 January 2014 10:49

I've been there.

shaytards_fml 9

Wednesday 15 January 2014 11:30

wait you went to court for skipping classes?? what country do you live in?? I don't wanna go there LMAO

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