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TODAY, MAH SISTER HAD AN EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWN CUZ TWO GUYS LOVE HER AN SHE CAN'T PICK JUST ONE. MEANWHILE I'M SINGLE AN SPEND MAH TIME LAYING TREAT ON MAH FLOOR IN A PATTERN AN WATCHING MAH RABBIT RUN IN CIRCLES. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44231) - you deserved it (3802)

On 08/18/2013 at 9:36pm - misc - by Having a pretty sister sucks. - United States (Texas)

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Don't worry, OP, you'll find the right one for you soon enough!

#1 - On 08/19/2013 at 3:12am by Soninuva

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Relationships are overrated anyway. Your pastime sounds much more fun!

#4 - On 08/19/2013 at 3:13am by Rhian00

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