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Today, in a fit of paranoid hysteria, my mom threw out my phone, claiming the NSA can look through the camera to spy on me. I guess that's why you're still using your own phone to sext your latest boyfriend, eh mom? FML
It's because she knows the NSA would not want to look at the nasty shit.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 31 July 2015