By whoriblemomindeed - 20/06/2013 16:02 - United States - Celeste

Today, in a fit of paranoid hysteria, my mom threw out my phone, claiming the NSA can look through the camera to spy on me. I guess that's why you're still using your own phone to sext your latest boyfriend, eh mom? FML
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Pleonasm 35

It's because she knows the NSA would not want to look at the nasty shit.

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LookAttMyyLifee 12

You got her , burnnnnnn.

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olpally 32

Hypocritical bitch much?? Take her phone and throw it away claiming the same thing.

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Kevy_G 10

Actually they can do exactly that...we have the technology (to make him better? Lol). whether they will or not is a completely different story!

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lifesucks1217 6

it's true that your phone can be hacked or any web cam and people could be watching you (its happen to my family member) but yeah your mom is a bitch lol

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ColbyGB 13

She probably threw yours out because she was using it to sext also ;)

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KBurns207 17

Please show your mom this post. That would be nothing but win.

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UnluckyGenius 21

Theory OPs mom was a spy. A bad spy.

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simsgirlgem 25

Throw moms phone out when she bitches claim the NSA is looking at her through her camera

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