Today, I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out, I snatched a pair of my wife's panties. Later, we had a cook out for my birthday, where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML
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Today, my brother got pantsed by his idiot friends. It was a surprise to everyone that he was wearing women's underwear at the time, but even more of a surprise for me that the underwear belonged to me. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, my girl likes to wear my boxers around the house but she was in a pair I’d not seen before. I asked her and she went all quiet and guilty looking. Dudes, I literally caught my girlfriend in another man’s drawers. It would be tragic but right now it’s just too funny. FML
Today, I was at my friend's place with a bunch of people. I saw a pair of panties in his laundry basket, so of course I yelled, "DUDE! YOU GOT LAID!" Turns out he didn't get laid, he was 'experimenting'. He was so mortified, he burst out crying and threw us all out. FML
Today, I ran out of clean underwear and uncovered the pile of lingerie in the back of the drawer, none of which had been worn in over a year. Thanks, laundry day, for reminding me of how single I am. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, the kids I was babysitting somehow found a pair of my underwear. They asked if they could use them to go parachuting. FML
Today, I was at a wedding and I reluctantly joined the dance floor. As soon as I started dancing, I felt my trousers rip. Trying to save face, I kept dancing, hoping no one would notice. A few minutes later, I realized my silk boxer shorts were completely visible to the entire party. FML
Today, I was house-sitting for some friends of my grandparents while they are out of town. While I was in the shower, the dog decided to take my dirty underwear and run. There is now a pair of lacy, black underwear hidden somewhere this giant house, and they return tomorrow. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
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kaybee41906 13
Why not just wear a pair of slightly dirty boxers?
rg350dx 29
Don't get your panties in a wad about it OP.
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kaybee41906 13
Why not just wear a pair of slightly dirty boxers?
evilplatypus 38
Or freeball
FML_TJ 21
Sounds like he was looking for a reason. Just be yourself OP!
hugozac88 22
I'm with #29 I would have just gone commando
speshlk37 13
Yeah, there were plenty of other logical choices before putting on panties. I believe this FML is to corroborate his story for his friends, or even himself.
koningmax 7
or inside out?
sirsquab 12
Yeah, pretty sure he just wanted to wear her panties.
x_the_lancer_x 13
Very true. That's what I would have done, but maybe there was a skid mark in every pair.
flockz 19
this is why i wear disposable diapers.
amDes 11
Putting back on crusty underwear from a different day should never be the answer. You didn't notice a day or two ago that your underwear selection was running out and to do laundry? This seems fishy....
dakkat720 6
you obviously enjoy walking around in women's underwear. it's OK to be "different"
Axipiter 24
29, freeballing is the perfect act of revenge, without knowing it. I bet they would have found it a lot less funny is they saw OP's wang blowing gently in the breeze after their nefarious deed.
FaygoAndMiracles 18
Maybe they are really OCD about having their clothing extra clean? Or maybe they had already worn them for a few days and it was past the point of "slightly" dirty?
bjobabygirl 12
Yeah or turn them inside out and wear them again
tjv3 10
Why not just go hang free?
rg350dx 29
Don't get your panties in a wad about it OP.
klovemachine 24
Very funny FML; even funnier comment! :-D
KeXu 6
Nice semicolon ;*
Wizardo 33
All I can think of right now is The Thong Song and OP twerking like crazy... 'Let me see that thong, thong, thong'.
JBrownie123 24
You win at life #3. You are the best.
richiedbond 16
Ahhhh I see what you did there!!! Nicely done sir
CammyGal 26
Haha, busted!
YeaSo3 14
I can only imagine what everybody thought..especially your wife!
rahulcool7 14
I feel like going commando would have been a better option OP
PoopNuggetLeader 4
As long as it was comfortable.
DGED13 5
Hello ladies ;)
Dynosaur_dollie 38
I would not in any way find that attractive, not only that but I'd be pissed if my man put on my underwear, he'd stretch it and women's panties are expensive...
Cazz91 21
Depends where you buy your panties from. They don't have to be expensive but I do agree it is not easy to find cute ones that are cheap unfortunately.
Jiplo 18
118- That's why I get men's panties.
alfakennybody 10
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Don't worry you will get them back. Hopefully but it won't be as good as the one on you.
jjessen 20
What the hell did I just read?
evilplatypus 38
I think they commented on the wrong story
Wizardo 33
This comment gave me so much cancer I can't even finish this sente...
truesarrif 33
as in OP will get revenge at some point. but whatever he does for revenge won't be able to top what his friends did to him. was pretty clear to me
CharresBarkrey 15
Seriously? This comment's not that hard to understand. They're saying OP will get his friends back, but it won't be as good as the prank they pulled on him.
ZeroPath5 16
I thought he was talking about the panties...I re-read the FML to see if they stole it, but that would be...well, rape...
alfakennybody 10
At least one person can read my comment.
dontpanic_fml 32
Rape??
Beebs629_fml 9
The poor punctuation makes this comment confusing.
olpally 32
Jesus christ people. This thread gave me diabetes. Original comment wasn't as bad as the ones that followed it. Good god.
Jiplo 18
Just go commando next time. Give them a different surprise if they ever decide to pants you agin! ;)
klovemachine 24
That could backfire, especially if OP isn't "gifted" down there :O
emilyjgraham 34
Or, they could wash their undies more often?
maosquare 18
Doing the laundry takes a lot of time and effort. It is an art. You have to ensure you haven't got too little clothes to wash (because that'll just be a waste of water) but you also can't have too much load. You have to ensure the amount of detergent is just right - too little, clothes dirty; too much, clothes soapy. Then, most importantly, you have to make sure you will be free when the wash is competed. Laundry is such a time consuming and delicate matter I always make sure I pen it into my diary one week beforehand so that I'll be prepared for this Goliath task.
emilyjgraham 34
72, or he could prioritise underwear?
AthiestNun 11
I would have given them a creepy smile and slowly pulled my pants up all while keeping eye contact.
license2chill 5
If I'm OP's friend, I don't think I wanna see him again in the rest of my natural life...
SystemofaBlink41 27
Actually, that'd be an awesome inside joke...
sandnsun 7
Now THAT is funny ^
agentmatty007 5
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There just jealous! Your comfortable with your sexuality and your just expressing your feminine side. Maybe next time do it behind closed doors :-P
stupidideas 1
I'm pretty sure underwear is about as behind closed doors as you're gonna get.
pokemai 6
Maybe you should be behind closed doors ..
emeraldisle 30
10 - *they're *you're
hashshim 23
67: Wow! Your grammatical genius leaves me absolutley bewildered!
dakkat720 6
bravo... proper grammar wins again! how fortunate we all are to witness such wonderful corrections. the comment makes so much more sense now! thank you!
illegalbeagle69 23
B ravo H ow T he T hank! Don't you worry about the Grammar Nazi, he still has his buddy Punctuation Nazi!
illegalbeagle69 23
My bad, don't know what I was thinking, Capitalization Nazi.
awesomeme888 8
So close...
Damian95 16
You have to be a special kind of desperate to wear panties.
UnicornFarts 15
Or a pitcher on Bull Durham.