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Today, my husband farted, grabbed a fan and blew the smell right at me. Disgusted, I reminded him that I’m a lady, not a dude. He burst out laughing and sang, "Dude looks like a lady." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39453) - you deserved it (7178)

On 06/09/2013 at 9:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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You should be able to handle someones farts and take it as a joke when you are married with them. Return the favor :)

#1 - On 06/10/2013 at 3:21am by sigurd

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It's not true love until you can fart in front of them. Sounds like you guys are golden

#5 - On 06/10/2013 at 3:23am by SirTalkaton

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