Today, I reconnected with my best friend from childhood, and after a tearful confession, found out that for most of my engagement to my husband, she was repeatedly connecting with his penis. FML

by Anonymous / 05/19/2013 at 1:35pm / United States (Hawaii) / Miscellaneous

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  • i think you should also have her connect with your fist

    #2 - On 05/19/2013 at 4:46pm by footballfreak65

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  • I think you should disconnect his penis and then the relationship. Adultery is a big no-no here.

    #3 - On 05/19/2013 at 4:48pm by Wizardo

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