Today, I reconnected with my best friend from childhood, and after a tearful confession, found out that for most of my engagement to my husband, she was repeatedly connecting with his penis. FML
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Today, I found out that my husband of 12 years has been sleeping with my best friend of even longer for who knows how long. She actually tried to turn it around on me and implied that it was my fault for finding out about it. FML
Today, my husband of nearly a decade told me he's been sleeping with his best friend for a year, and also a couple times with my best friend. Marriage destroyed. Life in shambles. FML
Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé of three years, with whom I share a child, fell in love with my best friend and they’ve been going on dates for the last four months after work. FML
Today, my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML
Today, I found out the best man at my wedding was banging my wife after years of being married. My best man was my brother. FML
Today, what was supposed to be the happiest day of my life, my wedding day, turned into the day in hell. A friend caught my now ex kissing his friend outside. The girl he told me was “just a friend and nothing more” whenever I suspected there was indeed nothing more. Now I've found out in the worst way. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé and I had vastly different definitions of monogamy. Don't worry, he only did it when he was mad at me to remind him how much he loved me. I found out from my best friend. FML
Today, my best friend invited me to dinner at his house. When I went to the toilet, I found my wife's wedding ring in a cup, which she'd lost a week ago. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML
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footballfreak65 6
i think you should also have her connect with your fist
Wizardo 33
I think you should disconnect his penis and then the relationship. Adultery is a big no-no here.
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Comments (70)
Tavers 19
Well, that sucks.... Ok I'll shut up now.
Zen_Mei 17
Please and thank you!!
AlliFaye17 3
Funny XD
n4ture 20
shut up.
Tavers 19
To be honest, I made the comment to see how many thumb downs I could get.
footballfreak65 6
i think you should also have her connect with your fist
xXNerrrdXx 16
have them both connect to your fist**
ozpunker 20
Repeatedly.
weezypanda420 22
Agreed!
Wizardo 33
I think you should disconnect his penis and then the relationship. Adultery is a big no-no here.
silencebabyy 23
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
i dont think it was adultery since they were only engaged. but he still cheated. OP should definitely rethink the marriage though.
nothing92x 13
Someone needs a thesaurus.
perdix 29
#3, but it is the "currency of the realm" at some other adult dating sites. ;)
silencebabyy 23
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
if this is directed at me ..i know what adultery is but i only hear it used in regards to marriage and since they werent married yet i dont think it should be named as such
interesting33 36
I agree - I'm not sure either
sig4life 18
Well no matter, they are married now. Time to connect divorce papers to him, maybe even a hospital.
Wizardo 33
#31 I assume you are a wealthy man in the sense you have a vast accumulation of this 'currency of the realm'? *twirls moustache*
greeneyedx 23
Still cheating :/
mpj13 8
Double whammy. Ouch.
NeinKittenz 20
Connect your husband to divorce papers.
spunkylady 24
I agree with #2... What is it with women now days thinking they're SO COOL cuz they are home wreckers...
yryilmaz 13
I really don't think that women think that it's "SO COOL" to home wreck...
ileenefudge 29
I know one that is proud to be one but she acts more like a little girl than a woman. My ex and her were made for each other since they both refuse to grow up.
SpamPam 18
To me it's the one who actually has a commitment to honor who takes the responsibility of "home wrecking" in these situations.
DjeePee 24
And to me, it's both. If you're in a relationship, you don't **** around. Want to have sex with other people? Ignore your desire and be faithful/start only open relationships/end your monoamorous relationship, but don't ever **** around. And if you're single, don't **** anyone who's already taken. Have some self-respect and respect for the real partner and keep your pants closed.
loloalltheway 23
I don't understand those kind of people, if you are friends you keep it in your pants, or in her case, keep her pants up not down.
michaelm1290 23
What a 'hard' situation to 'swallow'
illegalbeagle69 23
What a 'dumb' comment to 'make'.
MythsNLegends 10
Violence is recommended in this situation for stress relief due to the recent connections you've found out about.
ItsAUnicorn 27
I hope that engagement is off now
peachesncreem 21
They're already married.
ItsAUnicorn 27
Well then I'm sorry for you OP
Fellsnows 5
What is your profile picture I think it's going to give me nightmares