Double crossed

By ??? - 19/07/2020 05:01

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Today, I found out the best man at my wedding was banging my wife after years of being married. My best man was my brother. FML
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RichardPencil 30

There's so much wrong with me, I can't even get started, but that's not the point. If you're taking my jokes seriously, the fault is yours. Can you not recognize obvious farce and absurdity?

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DukavichIsADick 3

I believe he meant his brother WAS his best man. He’s not STILL the best man after years. It’s not a title you keep forever 😂

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RichardPencil 30

Why shouldn't she **** him? Even you appointed him as Best Man. Why should she settle for crap when she has a chance with the Best Man. And by the way, did you kill him? Unless he's dead, he's still your brother.

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DukavichIsADick 3

I believe he meant his brother WAS his best man. He’s not STILL the best man after years. It’s not a title you keep forever 😂

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Yemi Adeshokan 4

I've seen you about. What's wrong with you, mate?! ****.

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RichardPencil 30

There's so much wrong with me, I can't even get started, but that's not the point. If you're taking my jokes seriously, the fault is yours. Can you not recognize obvious farce and absurdity?

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monstrousella 4

You always comment something under a post. 9/10 times it's not funny. You try too hard.

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PryderPlayer017 5

keepin it...in the family?? 🤷🏾‍♂️

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BurnInDemonFire 33

What you need is a good lawyer. And a judge that will look the other way when you repeatedly kick your brother in the nuts, and who will give you a minimum of 85% of your soon-to-be ex-wife's future earnings, plus all of whatever she currently owns. Anything worthless can be burned. On the front lawn of wherever she ends up moving.

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DarkAngelsBlade 25

So you’re divorced and an only child/have one less brother now, I’m sorry for your loss.

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