By SariLone - / Sunday 19 May 2013 18:02 / India - Mumbai
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  syley  |  5

Tiger Woods the rapist sounds like a perfect solution for him. Then he'll have true trauma to complain about!

  rg350dx  |  29

The friends of OP's ex take the cake for probably the best wingmen of all time. Faking a kidnapping to help get your buddy laid? That's fucking commitment right there.

By  summerguy97  |  16

Get him kidnapped for real!

By  niallo  |  23

This should be an easy one. It's got all the hallmarks of an abusive relationship written all over it. So I think " Fuckoff And Die" should come close to an appropriate response.

  AngelSpit  |  18

Every time I talk to my one ex (we're actually really good friends) I answer the phone with "how's it goes my code guzzling knob goblin" but my absolute Faves are "analy regurgitated come bubble" and "twat waffle"

By  denden_mushi  |  10

I'm surprised that he was able to get away with that. I don't know whether this is an fml for you for having a crazy ex who would go this far or sex or a you deserve it for falling for a plan so stupid. I'm going with the latter.

  denden_mushi  |  10

If you know your ex is crazy and he comes one day with this plan, would you honestly have sex with him?

  flockz  |  19

nope new porn series.

Spiderman: Return of the Cockgoblin

in a world where a menace roams the streets in search of young virgins to thrust his evil into, a hero must erectify. spiderman must protect these virgins and find the place where he has to park his peter in order to save humanity.

By  Original_Outcast  |  23

Clockgoblin, well that's a new one.

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