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Today, it is my birthday. Since my parents are in the middle of a divorce, my mom thought it was perfectly reasonable to burn the gifts my dad got for me in the fireplace. FML


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On 04/07/2013 at 5:19am - misc - by child of a crazed women (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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I hate when parents put their kids in the middle of their issues in a divorce. Happy Birthday though!

#4 - On 04/07/2013 at 9:51am by thats_my_job

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I'm sorry OP! I hope your parents get this sorted out quickly. On the other hand, happy birthday!

#1 - On 04/07/2013 at 9:49am by Mideoyeo

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