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Today, I had to unpick a wedgie in the street. I backed against a wall, lifted my skirt and sorted it. I then turned around and caught eye contact with several men in the barbers behind me. Not such a solid wall after all. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11827) - you deserved it (35551)

On 02/07/2013 at 7:31am - misc - by chattyloz (woman) - United Kingdom

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Are you blind?

#1 - On 02/07/2013 at 10:33am by jizzwold

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I bet you made their day, but seriously you should have waited to unpick that shit. That's not a good look in public.

#3 - On 02/07/2013 at 10:33am by MissMess

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