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By chattyloz - 07/02/2013 12:31 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to unpick a wedgie in the street. I backed against a wall, lifted my skirt and sorted it. I then turned around and caught eye contact with several men in the barbers behind me. Not such a solid wall after all. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 01:20 - United States

Today, I was given a wedgie by a complete stranger in a crowded bar. FML

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By pantyripper - 24/03/2014 12:39 - Australia - Essendon

Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML

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By nooo - 05/02/2015 00:00 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I got a wedgie after a workout class. As I was walking, I used my gym bag to discreetly unwedgie it, and then turned around to check that no one was there. The cute guy that I had a crush on last year was right behind me, and by the look on his face, it wasn't discreet. FML

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By MikeyPeters - 13/03/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was using the elliptical when I got a bad wedgie. All the ellipticals are up against a wall so after trying to pick it, I finally decided to just pull down the back of my pants and underwear. I then remembered there was a window to a yoga class behind me. I mooned them all. FML

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By brooke - 13/08/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML

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By RBHSWedgieGirl - 23/01/2011 01:35 - United States

Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML

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Unexpected

By Matt988 - 22/03/2021 23:00 - India

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2014 23:55 - United States - Flemington

Today, I realized how weak I truly am when I tore a muscle in my hand trying to discreetly fix a wedgie. FML

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Holy eyesight, Batman!

By Anonymous - 05/08/2023 22:00

Today, I thought a cute guy was checking out my ass, so I cheekily bent over a little to give him an eyeful. He walked over to a shop assistant, pointed at me and left. The assistant then informed me, “Miss, you’ve torn your trousers, your knickers are visible, and, um, apparently you have a skid mark.” FML

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Plenty of pep

By awks - 01/10/2012 12:50 - United States - Stuart

Today, I was going through Facebook photos of a pep rally in the hopes that I'd be in at least one of them. I was in one alright. Pulling out a wedgie. FML

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jizzwold 21

Thursday 7 February 2013 16:33

Are you blind?

MissMess 12

Thursday 7 February 2013 16:33

I bet you made their day, but seriously you should have waited to unpick that shit. That's not a good look in public.

Comments

AlexJones44 9

Friday 8 February 2013 1:01

A concrete wall and see through glass are very different YDI.

slapsface 10

Friday 8 February 2013 1:31

Street stripper?

picturescrazy 24

Friday 8 February 2013 1:43

Sounds like you wanted to get caught to me -.-

wvcheesehead1 9

Friday 8 February 2013 2:42

Embarrassed for being bare passed...

KaiCer0 8

Friday 8 February 2013 4:26

Oh my....

100138697 2

Friday 8 February 2013 4:55

haha fail

Crzysht96 3

Friday 8 February 2013 10:10

Lmao!

Satoaoi 13

Friday 8 February 2013 11:05

well I mean not everyone has high tolerance for having underwear stuck up there ass for long periods of time

lovelyohhmee 8

Friday 8 February 2013 14:23

I take my wedgies out all the time doesn't matter where I am. If its bothering you then take it out.

santel_fml 8

Friday 8 February 2013 16:27

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