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By MikeyPeters - 13/03/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was using the elliptical when I got a bad wedgie. All the ellipticals are up against a wall so after trying to pick it, I finally decided to just pull down the back of my pants and underwear. I then remembered there was a window to a yoga class behind me. I mooned them all. FML

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By nooo - 05/02/2015 00:00 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I got a wedgie after a workout class. As I was walking, I used my gym bag to discreetly unwedgie it, and then turned around to check that no one was there. The cute guy that I had a crush on last year was right behind me, and by the look on his face, it wasn't discreet. FML

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By mooned - 03/02/2018 01:30

Today, I went to a yoga class for the first time in a few years. When I went to change afterwards, I realized I'd split my pants at some point during the class. I think I understand why the girls behind me were laughing so hard now. FML

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Show off

By Anonymous - 17/06/2022 09:00 - Algeria - Tipaza

Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML

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You deserved it 917

By Anonymous - 07/01/2010 18:56 - United States

Today, I did my workout at the gym instead of at home as I usually do, since I'm paranoid about people seeing up my shorts. I told myself to get over it, because it's impossible. After my extensive workout, I realized that there was a hole in the crotch of my shorts. FML

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Stay classy

By chattyloz - 07/02/2013 12:31 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to unpick a wedgie in the street. I backed against a wall, lifted my skirt and sorted it. I then turned around and caught eye contact with several men in the barbers behind me. Not such a solid wall after all. FML

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You deserved it 39 828

By RBHSWedgieGirl - 23/01/2011 01:35 - United States

Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML

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You deserved it 36 043

By Anonymous - 25/01/2011 02:33 - United States

Today, while at the urinal doing my business, my trousers fell all the way to the ground. As I bent down to pull them back up, my boss walked in the bathroom and thought I was mooning him. FML

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By pantyripper - 24/03/2014 12:39 - Australia - Essendon

Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML

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New balls

By boxerswontdo - 06/03/2022 02:00

Today, at physical therapy, even though I was wearing underwear, when I went on the leg press machine, my balls popped out of the bottom of my shorts. A bunch of times. The therapist saw. FML

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Appropriate attire required

By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 18:00 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was feeling good about it, until I realized that I'd forgotten my workout clothes and was wearing jeans. As I attempted to do squats in my tight jeans, I split them down the middle. FML

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You deserved it 985

FuzzMonkey09 0

Friday 13 March 2009 12:14

Uranus sure did look bright tonight.

Ghettogreen 0

Friday 13 March 2009 13:05

The message I got from clicking on "you deserved that one is" - "yeah! way to show 'em" Epic Win.

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FuzzMonkey09 0

Friday 13 March 2009 12:14

Uranus sure did look bright tonight.

geovanni 9

Thursday 23 September 2010 20:38

I LIEK ****!

Jeffers123 5

Friday 13 April 2012 5:12

Great, first comment!

lil_ham1644 29

Thursday 20 March 2014 22:00

@#32. I do too, but I have the decency to keep it to myself.

Jimboom 11

Friday 13 March 2009 12:18

Well your full moon trumps their half moon pose. :-P

amelinat 0

Friday 13 March 2009 12:44

Yoga is kind of dull, I'll bet they all welcomed the distraction.

CequalsMD 0

Friday 13 March 2009 12:56

ellipticals are for women

Ghettogreen 0

Friday 13 March 2009 13:05

The message I got from clicking on "you deserved that one is" - "yeah! way to show 'em" Epic Win.

RayMo_fml 1

Thursday 23 June 2011 16:39

that's what happens to all of them buddy.

kai_ngo 0

Monday 8 August 2011 11:53

Someone doesn't get the joke. *snickers*

draccon136 0

Friday 13 March 2009 15:09

lol #5, because of you I clicked it just to see.

RHK_fml 0

Friday 13 March 2009 15:14

This isn't that bad. Def not a FML moment.

Ddawggin 0

Friday 13 March 2009 15:34

How do you remember there is a window there? Isn't that just blatantly obvious?

faygo19 0

Friday 13 March 2009 15:42

As long as they didn't call the cops and arrest you this was a great way to get some numbers

lametta 0

Friday 13 March 2009 17:23

Why would you pull down your pants in the gym? Regardless of whether it's against a wall, people can still see you from the side...

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Today, I was supposed to see my boyfriend for his birthday. He said his parents were coming down and it may not be a good time for us to really enjoy each other. Last night I saw a picture of him feeding popcorn to baby llamas with his drunk stoner friends. FML

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