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Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML

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On 12/15/2012 at 7:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

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Make cookies with them and then tell him he can't have any since he bought it for you as a gift.

#3 - On 12/15/2012 at 9:24pm by Callmesam

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Your boyfriend is hilarious, I would laugh hysterically too :D

#2 - On 12/15/2012 at 9:24pm by Geometric

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