Love and Pranks: Good one

Good one

By Anonymous - 16/12/2012 00:06 - United Kingdom - London

Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 02/09/2012 13:38 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I was showing my boyfriend some stuff I bought that day: a new thong and a bag of his favorite brand of peanuts. He was more excited about the peanuts. FML

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By Noname - 14/02/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I bought some flowers. As I was checking out, the cashier asked, "Aww, these for your mom? How sweet." I responded they were for a girl I liked. She laughed and said, "Sorry..." FML

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By flowerging - 11/04/2013 04:53 - United States - Stony Brook

Today, I offered to pay my boyfriend to buy me flowers. He still refused. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2014 02:16 - Australia - Notting Hill

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML

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Flowers (Nothing But)

By ThisIsMyLife - 15/09/2019 12:00

Today, I bought flowers with my groceries at the grocery store. After the cashier scanned them, he handed them back to me so they wouldn't get crushed in my cart. It was then that I realized he's the first man to ever hand me flowers. FML

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Gratitude

By Anonymous - 28/11/2020 02:02

Today, I brought my girlfriend flowers. All she managed to do was to say, "It’s been a year since you brought me flowers." FML

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So brave…

By just say you want to leave! - 02/10/2023 16:00

Today, I got a bouquet of beautiful flowers from someone I'd never heard of. My boyfriend flipped his shit and stormed out, calling me a cheater. I called the flower shop. Turns out he made a fake order, just so he could accuse me of cheating and dump me. FML

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Misguided

By lovelesslonely - 12/10/2010 17:48 - United States

Today, my boyfriend brought me home flowers and candy for the first time in our one-year relationship. Thinking he was going to finally propose, I got excited. I asked why he was being so sweet, and he responded with, "I thought you'd take the breakup better this way." FML

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By Oh hells no - 16/09/2013 07:26 - United States - Los Altos

Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML

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By Azure_Mist - 27/01/2011 22:53 - United States

Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which is something he's never done before. Unfortunately, this was his way of apologizing for cheating on me. FML

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Callmesam 10

Sunday 16 December 2012 3:24

Make cookies with them and then tell him he can't have any since he bought it for you as a gift.

Geometric 18

Sunday 16 December 2012 3:24

Your boyfriend is hilarious, I would laugh hysterically too :D

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labanana_fml 5

Tuesday 18 December 2012 4:31

If My Boyfriend did that to me I think I'd marry him.

flutter4 7

Tuesday 18 December 2012 20:33

What a jerk

gemmadaws 3

Friday 28 December 2012 17:54

What a keeper you lucky girl you suck so badly you very painful

GRgoldfish 19

Saturday 29 December 2012 15:37

I see a break up in your future.

Elfkid21 19

Thursday 15 August 2013 1:03

DollFace, it's time to find a decent boyfriend.

HeartOfLead 24

Saturday 17 August 2013 4:59

Give him credit; he's funny and he knows what kind of flour you like.

irgndsondepp 15

Monday 26 August 2013 14:37

Everybody gets flowers...be happy you got something special. Plus it's an awesome story to tell.

NeoDerp 6

Monday 21 October 2013 18:11

Epic troll

Cathrin 26

Monday 26 January 2015 3:38

I'd have dumped the whole bag on his head for that

brittaaany_93 38

Wednesday 11 March 2015 8:50

He's a keeper, OP!

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