Love and Pranks: Good one

Good one

By Anonymous - 16/12/2012 00:06 - United Kingdom - London

Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 294

You deserved it 4 385

May weddings: Love and blunders
Weddings are supposed to be perfect, but our stories show that perfection can sometimes be... surprising! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 02/09/2012 13:38 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I was showing my boyfriend some stuff I bought that day: a new thong and a bag of his favorite brand of peanuts. He was more excited about the peanuts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 307

You deserved it 5 123

By Noname - 14/02/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I bought some flowers. As I was checking out, the cashier asked, "Aww, these for your mom? How sweet." I responded they were for a girl I liked. She laughed and said, "Sorry..." FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 243

You deserved it 4 216

By flowerging - 11/04/2013 04:53 - United States - Stony Brook

Today, I offered to pay my boyfriend to buy me flowers. He still refused. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 489

You deserved it 16 259

By Anonymous - 16/08/2014 02:16 - Australia - Notting Hill

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 962

You deserved it 7 243

Flowers (Nothing But)

By ThisIsMyLife - 15/09/2019 12:00

Today, I bought flowers with my groceries at the grocery store. After the cashier scanned them, he handed them back to me so they wouldn't get crushed in my cart. It was then that I realized he's the first man to ever hand me flowers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 676

You deserved it 256

Gratitude

By Anonymous - 28/11/2020 02:02

Today, I brought my girlfriend flowers. All she managed to do was to say, "It’s been a year since you brought me flowers." FML

I agree, your life sucks 785

You deserved it 340

So brave…

By just say you want to leave! - 02/10/2023 16:00

Today, I got a bouquet of beautiful flowers from someone I'd never heard of. My boyfriend flipped his shit and stormed out, calling me a cheater. I called the flower shop. Turns out he made a fake order, just so he could accuse me of cheating and dump me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 070

You deserved it 101

Misguided

By lovelesslonely - 12/10/2010 17:48 - United States

Today, my boyfriend brought me home flowers and candy for the first time in our one-year relationship. Thinking he was going to finally propose, I got excited. I asked why he was being so sweet, and he responded with, "I thought you'd take the breakup better this way." FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 789

You deserved it 7 194

By Oh hells no - 16/09/2013 07:26 - United States - Los Altos

Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 546

You deserved it 12 127

By Azure_Mist - 27/01/2011 22:53 - United States

Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which is something he's never done before. Unfortunately, this was his way of apologizing for cheating on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 286

You deserved it 3 132

Callmesam 10

Sunday 16 December 2012 3:24

Make cookies with them and then tell him he can't have any since he bought it for you as a gift.

Geometric 18

Sunday 16 December 2012 3:24

Your boyfriend is hilarious, I would laugh hysterically too :D

Comments

PandaSpots 10

Sunday 16 December 2012 7:33

This is off topic, but I can't help but wonder which FML post out of approximately 1000-1500 is Noors......

ilikebikes7 3

Sunday 16 December 2012 8:56

I hope it was self raising, bitches love self raising.

supimnyancat 9

Sunday 16 December 2012 9:01

I remember reading it, it had something to do with her mom.

FlyingPie 17

Sunday 16 December 2012 9:08

That wasn't even all that funny of a prank. Seems really immature.

scarperwins 1

Sunday 16 December 2012 9:25

Patriots suck

bugmenotmofo 34

Sunday 16 December 2012 10:08

Sense of humor... ok sure. Total douche-bag you should kick to the curb... absolutely.

alfred07 18

Sunday 16 December 2012 10:47

I don't think he is as funny as he thinks he is.

Shchenya 7

Sunday 16 December 2012 11:21

This is actually a Red Dwarf reference... methinks he needs a better girlfriend with a sense of humour...

UsagiArwen 23

Sunday 16 December 2012 13:44

You're kidding right? I could MAYBE see that she should find it funny *if* and only *if* op's boyfriend regularly showed her he cared, and the two of them were regular pranksters on each other. But that's clearly not the case here. Op stated that she was "happy with his rare show of affection", which means he clearly doesn't often let her in on his feelings. So here she was expecting flowers, and he practically threw that in her face by giving her flour. Why should she find that funny? It was unsympathetic and immature. Grow up.