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Today, my car keys decided to play hide and seek. Good news: I found them under my bed. Bad news: it was after my job interview was scheduled to start. FML

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On 09/09/2012 at 11:01am - misc - by Can't Win - United States (Illinois)

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Always keep your car keys in the same spot or else things like these happen!

#5 - On 09/09/2012 at 1:36pm by SeeNote

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Right, blame it on the car keys because everyone knows keys are sentient.

#15 - On 09/09/2012 at 1:49pm by Welshite

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