Miscellaneous: Today, my car keys decided to play hide and seek. Good news:...

By Can't Win - 09/09/2012 15:01 - United States - Palatine

Today, my car keys decided to play hide and seek. Good news: I found them under my bed. Bad news: it was after my job interview was scheduled to start. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2009 10:37 - Australia

Today, I had a job interview but couldn't find my car keys. I had searched the entire apartment and had missed the interview. Turns out they were in my pocket the entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2012 16:04 - United States - Millers Tavern

Today, I was running late for an important job interview because I couldn't find my keys. I place the keys on my kitchen counter every day to prevent exactly this type of situation. After few minutes and missing my interview, I finally found my keys, in my hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 20:50 - United States - Winsted

Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting 3 hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML

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By Marcus - 20/01/2019 18:00

Today, my keys disappeared out of my car door during the 50 foot walk to the trash can. When I finally went to security after trying to find them, they said someone drove off with my car right as I walked in the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2012 17:09 - Philippines - Makati

Today, after a week of looking for my car keys and being forced to drag my family around on public transportation, my wife found the keys in our car's ignition. FML

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By Loser - 12/08/2017 03:30 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I lost my keys while at the supermarket. I franticly back-tracked through the store, asking everyone I saw along the way. They eventually showed up, right where I left them... in my unattended car, the engine still running. There was an announcement made over the PA system. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2023 14:00

Today, my toddler thought it would be funny to hide my car keys. After searching for hours, I found them in his toy box. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2019 14:00

Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML

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SeeNote 1

Sunday 9 September 2012 19:36

Always keep your car keys in the same spot or else things like these happen!

Dblocker 18

Sunday 9 September 2012 19:35

I don't think telling the person interviewing you that you lost a game of hide and seek with your keys is a smart thing to do.

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RentaName 15

Sunday 9 September 2012 20:18

This is why when I'm getting ready for something important I get everything ready the night before.

greenie213 23

Sunday 9 September 2012 20:21

I'm planning to invent something to solve that problem. It will also work with remote controls!

Enslaved 36

Sunday 9 September 2012 20:22

"Are you the Keymaster? I'm the Gatekeeper. Meet me under the bed! Hide and seek is our next game." ***You got some sneaky keys, OP!

jessikamahone 6

Sunday 9 September 2012 20:28

Keep your keys in a specific place

outoftown 26

Sunday 9 September 2012 21:19

And have a back-up set in a specific place.

CronusGod 0

Sunday 9 September 2012 20:30

atleast they weren't locked in the car

Bookoholic 11

Sunday 9 September 2012 20:41

Ouch.

MR_RODSQUAD 11

Sunday 9 September 2012 20:49

Keep them on a hook on your wall, or get a chain and keep it around your belt loop.

3pi 6

Sunday 9 September 2012 20:56

This is why u should be organized at all times! But sorry op that must suck to miss a job interview.

st333ph 12

Sunday 9 September 2012 21:04

You should try to hang them near the front door! It helps

callous 2

Sunday 9 September 2012 21:38

Classic excuse: bed ate my car keys.

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It's always in the most obvious place

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