Animals: Today, I invited the guy I've been seeing to my home for the...

By lessinterestingthanadog - 08/11/2009 05:28 - United States

Today, I invited the guy I've been seeing to my home for the first time. He spent over an hour talking to my twelve-year-old dog. Occasionally he would look up to ask me a question, but when I answered he would just continue talking to the dog. FML

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By hannamacintosh - 28/06/2016 17:30 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I knew my relationship was basically over when my boyfriend invited me over, and I was more excited about seeing his dog than seeing him. FML

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By TrulyYours - 07/05/2009 12:39 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML

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Alexa, play "You'll Always Find Me In The Kitchen At Parties" by Jona Lewie

By Anonymous - 09/10/2009 18:48 - United Kingdom

Today, the guy I'd been talking to online and liked came to my house party with a bunch of mutual friends. He spent the night sitting in the corner on the sofa talking to my cat. I woke up later to see that not only had he crashed for the night, but he'd curled up in the dog basket. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 21:18 - Argentina

Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML

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Et tu, Doggo?

By fml9124 - 05/09/2019 20:00

Today, as usual, my neighbor's 9 year-old son came over after school. I work from home so he stays until his mom gets home. My dog mopes around the house until 3 p.m., then gets all excited because he has a friend to play with. I'm almost jealous because a dog I've had for 11 years likes him more than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2019 00:04

Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML

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Good boy

By doggylove - 13/11/2015 03:57 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML

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By walker - 06/07/2013 04:17 - United States

Today, I went over my girlfriend of 3 months' house for the first time. As we walked through the door, I was greeted by a little girl whose first words to me were, "Are you my daddy?" FML

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Spy vs. Spy

By bumblebee - 14/09/2009 21:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I was hanging out with a guy I liked. We sat in the gardens, me facing the path, him with his back to it. We were in deep conversation when I noticed a dog that looked exactly like mine. Then I looked up and saw a man that looked like my dad. Yes - my parents followed me on a date. FML

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By Puppy problems - 27/10/2013 01:23 - United States - Essex Junction

Today, I invited my boyfriend over to meet my new puppy. My dog decided to take a dump on his lap. He is now not talking to me because he thinks I trained my dog to do that. FML

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jchansfan 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 12:16

At least he didn't spend that hour barking at your dog.

coolguyattack 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 12:12

Oh yes, FYL because you're boring.

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shamandalie_fml 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 12:11

well, he might have come just to pull the dog...:P

The_Pleb 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 15:49

SECOND!!!

Sun_Kissed18 25

Sunday 8 November 2009 17:14

You're not fooling anyone, sorry.

The_Pleb 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 17:23

There is no need to fool anyone.... the fact is.. this comment is..... FORTH!!!

T1MT1M 0

Monday 9 November 2009 7:25

Dead wrong, your comment is fourth.

coolguyattack 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 12:12

Oh yes, FYL because you're boring.

EmDizzle2007 28

Tuesday 23 July 2019 6:56

hard pills to swallow.

coolscale 6

Sunday 8 November 2009 12:13

yay. fyl for that

jchansfan 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 12:16

At least he didn't spend that hour barking at your dog.

ILIEKGIRLS 5

Sunday 8 November 2009 12:16

well, dogs can be very talkative at times.

lilhedz 0

Saturday 3 September 2011 17:19

Wilfred?

chellinha93 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 12:17

Haha, I agree with #4

jchansfan 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 12:18

I hope he started the conversation with "HEY, WHAT UP HOMEDAWG!?!" :P

kravitzz1990 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 12:27

what an idiot!! F* his life coz he didnt get laid because of it!! ps. quick solution: put the dog outside or another room!!

JellyMelly 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 12:35

That sucks that he made that date kind of weird for you, he definately sounds like a dog lover. you should look for a guy who is allergic

Twinklestar 0

Sunday 8 November 2009 12:36

That's kind of sweet. I wish my bf liked dogs that much. Anyway, maybe you should have actually tried to strike up a conversation yourself rather than just answering his questions.