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Today, my grandparents took me out for dinner for my birthday. After singing, "Happy birthday dear..." they froze. I had to say my own name because they'd forgotten it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19288) - you deserved it (1257)

On 09/05/2012 at 2:12am - misc - by holymoly - Canada (Alberta)

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Atleast they remember your bday...

How did they remember your birthday if they don't know your name anyway o.o

#2 - On 09/05/2012 at 10:15am by Mioko

See in context

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Well at least you got free food

#1 - On 09/05/2012 at 10:14am by mimori_kiryu

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+103 | 5

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