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By Nofriends - / Monday 9 July 2012 11:44 / Australia
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I find it very very hard to believe that someone could not have even one single friend. I've never met anybody in the course of my life who didn't even have one person who they could call a friend.

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People talk about first comment like it's a privilege handed down from heaven above. I agree they should either be funny or well thought out, but if it isn't someone saying "First!!!!!1!1!" or something equally stupid, then just move on. It's just one comment out of the potential 150+ under an FML.

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34-Someone is getting civil up in here. It was a joke. A sploof. A laugh. A giggle. A hehe-moment. Just like Obama saying he is American. Edit: Just so you know, I thumbs'd your comment, it was helpful to explain what I meant in my first post.

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Should've just politely rejected the offer to bring a friend instead of showing your parents how desperate you really are.

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OP: just talk to people you see every day. Listen to what they say to you and don't be a jerk to them--you'll have friends in no time!

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26- actually this girl in my elementary school (well middle school) didn't have any friends. She would stay inside all the time helping teachers during recess. It's only when we got to high school that she finally made a friend.

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I've met one person without a single friend but only because he's an asshole and doesn't talk to anyone without insulting them

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She might be anti-social. Either way, that really sucks that you don't have friends, OP. If theres someone that is willing to talk to you, try to become their friend! But paying people to be your friend is truly pathetic.

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For years, I was *that* guy. Never had so much as an acquaintance in primary school. My social life is more or less normal now that I'm in high school, though I don't keep in touch with my friends simply because I live in Grand Prairie [area code 214] and most of my friends live in Arlington/Fort Worth [area code 817]. [My Long Distance plan is a killer. Don't ask why.] -R

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I agree. There's no way somebody could have zero friends unless they were actually trying to not have friends.

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I must agree with Perdix on this one. I've had friendless periods in my life but I would never stoop to paying a friend-whore. If I absolutely HAD to pay someone for company it would be a real whore! None of this pansy-assed "Wiw you pweeze be my fwend" crap. OP should have hired a male model gigolo and said it was her boyfriend, skipped the movie and gotten laid! Now THAT would be a great birthday, regardless of what her parents think.

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82 - "Friend" isn't a verb. However, "befriend" is. Sorry, Facebook's recent effect on everything I witness lately just pisses me off. I WILL admit I have it pretty good if that's my biggest concern for the day, though.

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Oh, you don't wanna know. But if you do, then just click on me and find out. I dare you. >:D *insert evil laugh here*

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OP's "employee" probably isn't used to being required to remember names outside of "Big Daddy" and "Papi". ;)

If you actually paid someone to be your friend then you deserve it. That's pretty damn pathetic OP. Try being social, it's FREE!

You can never buy a friend, OP. Just go tell your parents and make some real friends! :) Oh, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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